Baraga, MI. – Deputy Jack Knoff arrested a woman on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.
 She called 911 to get "da hunkiest cop I ever saw" sent back to her home so she could hook up with him.
Apparently it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of the woman; Joy Kil. The deputy sent to check on the complaint had knocked on her door and then left after no response. Kil then called 911, asking that the "babe-hunk" deputy return.
  "He's the hottest cop I've seen ever. I just want to see his gun, and, uhm, his badge!" Kil told the dispatcher. "Cripe, it don't come very often dat a hot hunk comes to your doorstep."
After a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Kil needed the deputy to return.

Joy Kil (above pic) arrested for misuse of 911

"Listen Mr., here’s da deal, okay? I just figured he was a hunk. I'm 52 years young and need a man real bad, but I don't know how to go about dat without calling 911," she said.   "Dis is an emergency, so hurry it up and give da officer my phone number and ask him to come back, please?"   The deputy visited her again, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.   Knoff said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line in search of whoopee.   "That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.    Story by Jim Bellmore