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Rock and Roll: A Communist plot Leading to the Down Fall of Our Country!
By Stan Tuttu

 

 Rock and Roll from the beginning has; like a cancer – slowly taken over we U.S. citizens, leaving us as narcissistic, unsatisfied followers of sex, drugs, and its primeval rhythms that promise freedom, individualism, free will, and wisdom.
  These destructive energies began with the likes of Chuck Berry and Elvis (ahh, a feast for the eyes!) but it was the Beatles and the Rolling Stones that firmly entrenched the cancer into the subconscious minds of the youth. Though popular and seemingly innocent in hindsight, the cancer has gradually worked its way to the surface, revealing its destructiveness to our country. These empty emanations have drawn many U.S. citizens into the belief that numbing the mind with substances, the practice of deconformity, and illicit sex can give them freedom from all imposed conformity. Instead, these indulgences have deprived them from patriotism, the belief in the “me,” and not the “we,” and has lead to the downfall of our once truly united country.
  In the early days of Rock and Roll there was the ever-present communist threat.
The once fabulous J. Edgar Hoover said,
  “The war between Communism and the free world is not fought with bombs or other tangible weapons. It is being fought now by subversion through the medium of ideas. It is not an accident that the greatest concentration of communist workers has been found in three fields, education, union, and entertainment. These are the areas where ideas flourish and thinking patterns are formed.”
  The ever present primeval, hip-grinding beat, narcissism, rebellion, sexual liberty, protest, and dope have became accepted staples of a healthy lifestyle in the U.S. It began with Rock and Roll. Without the music and its charismatically fabulous leaders the drug culture could not have happened. Without the music there could not have been rebellion against conformity. This entrenched cancer has presented us to other nations as a people embracing three beliefs, Anti-God, Anti-We, and Anti-Soul.

John Lennon (Lenin)
  The Beatles beyond a doubt had a communist agenda to bring down the U. S. and the U.K. Lennon may have started out as a rock & roller, but by the late 60's he was a full fledged communist working under cover as a freedom preaching hippie. It’s blatantly obvious in many of their lyrics; “Back in the U.S.S.R.” almost says it all. Lennon's (Lenin) songs of revolution, heroin use, and adultery especially preached non-conformity.
  Mind you; Lennon's lyrics did not preach he and his patrons communist beliefs, instead they planted the seeds that have sprouted since the 60's and only in the last 15 years or so reveled itself as a pre-conceived plot designed to destroy our nation.  
  And lets not forget the Rolling Stones. “Sympathy for the Devil” cannot be argued with. The Stones may have not been followers of communism, but they, in their competition with the Beatles learned to preach the same message.
Stan Tuttu
 In the end, lets wake up to the facts and reeducate our selves on the true evils of this embedded cancer. We must slowly heal ourselves. We must recognize that we are a nation, a people united; a people under god. A people that understand the difference between "me" and "we." So let's not forget my exsquisit fellow Americans; for one AND FOR ALL!
  And lets be sensible.. in the long run we should not banish all rock music.. After all, Nickelback are absolutely darling and SIMPLY FABULOUS!
   Story by Jim Bellmore

 

 

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