4 o' clock this evening a kidnapping took place in
Winona. Orsham J. Wuntis II, son of Orsham Wuntis,
Mayor of Winona, was nabbed outside of Da Yoopers
Academy for the Truly Privileged Private School while
waiting to be picked up for an appointment.
Eyewitnesses saw two suspicious
looking characters resembling the Carlyson Brothers,
U-Bolt and Eye-Bolt, both from Diorite, hanging around
the school earlier in the day. The kidnappers sent
Orsham Junior to the Mayor's office with a ransom
note pinned to his jacket that demanded a case of
the finest Yooper beer and one million dollars.
Orsham J. Wuntis II (left pic)
and Orsham Wuntis I, Mayor of Winona, Father of Orsham
The Carlyson Brothers, U-Bolt
and Eye-Bolt, both
suspects in the kidnapping.
The mayor was outraged that the
kidnappers had demanded a case of his prized Moose
Rut Ale which is highly sought after and very rare,
but seeing no other course of action, he sent the
kid back with the beer and a suitcase full of money.
The mayor is asking anyone with information
that will lead to the safe return of his son and
more importantly, his Moose Rut Ale, are to contact
him directly at the Mayor's office.
Story by Jim Bellmore