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Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.


If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.


The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.


The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.


If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon will be about three statute miles away.


The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.


Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.


Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."


Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.


Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.


The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella."


Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.


Ben and Jerry's sends the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.


The company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National Convention in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.


Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

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