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Rock and Roll: A Communist plot Leading to the Down Fall of Our Country!
By Stan Tuttu

 

 Rock and Roll from it's beginning; like a cancer – has slowly taken over we U.S. citizens along with much of the free world, leaving us as narcissistic, unsatisfied followers of sex, drugs, and its primeval drum beats that promise freedom, individualism, free will, wisdom and of course sexual release with it's relentless crotch bucking, hip gyrating, lip puckering, and salacious pumping rhythms (oh lord, I'm sweating now, hee heee!).
  These destructive energies began with the likes of Chuck Berry and Elvis (ahh, a feast for the eyes!) but it was the Beatles and the Rolling Stones that firmly entrenched the cancer into the subconscious minds of the youth. Though popular and seemingly innocuous in hindsight (though we shouldn't forget those moral, upstanding and god-fearing citizens who preached the evilness of r & r from the beginning) the cancer has gradually worked its way to the surface, revealing its destructiveness to our country. These empty emanations have drawn many U.S. citizens into the belief that numbing the mind with substances, the practice of deconformity, and illicit sex can give them freedom from all imposed conformity. Instead, these indulgences have deprived them from patriotism, the belief in the “me,” and not the “we,” and has lead to the downfall of our once truly united country.
  In the early days of Rock and Roll there was the ever-present communist threat.
The once fabulous J. Edgar Hoover said,
  “The war between Communism and the free world is not fought with bombs or other tangible weapons. It is being fought now by subversion through the medium of ideas. It is not an accident that the greatest concentration of communist workers has been found in three fields, education, union, and entertainment. These are the areas where ideas flourish and thinking patterns are formed.”
  The ever present primeval, hip-grinding beat, narcissism, rebellion, sexual liberty, protest, and dope have became accepted staples of a healthy lifestyle in the U.S. It began with Rock and Roll. Without the music and its charismatically fabulous leaders the drug culture could not have happened. Without the music there could not have been rebellion against conformity. This entrenched cancer has presented us to other nations as a people embracing three beliefs, Anti-God, Anti-We, and Anti-Soul.

John Lennon (Lenin)
  The Beatles beyond a doubt had a communist agenda to bring down the U. S. and the U.K. Lennon may have started out as a rock & roller, but by the late 60's he was a full fledged communist working under cover as a freedom preaching hippie. It’s blatantly obvious in many of their lyrics; “Back in the U.S.S.R.” almost says it all. Lennon's (Lenin) songs of revolution, heroin use, and adultery especially preached non-conformity.
  Mind you; Lennon's lyrics did not preach his and his patrons communist beliefs literally (with exception to the song "Imagine," a blatant call for his worshippers to embrace socialism), instead he and they planted the seeds that have sprouted since the 60's, and only in the last 15 years or so has this despicable plot reveled itself as a pre-conceived scheme designed to destroy our nation.  
  And lets not forget the Rolling Stones. “Sympathy for the Devil” cannot be argued with. The Stones may have not been followers of communism, but they, in their competition with the Beatles learned to preach the same message. Consider their anti capitalism anthm "You Can't Always Get What You Want." Yes Stones fans, you should only be concerned about what you and your fellow plebians need... dear lord help us!
Stan Tuttu
 In the end, lets wake up to the facts and reeducate our selves on the true evils of this embedded cancer. We must slowly heal ourselves. We must recognize that we are a nation, a people united; a people under god. A people that understand the difference between "me" and "we," while also recognizing and blessing the fact that we live in a free nation that allows those who are able to obtain great wealth to rake it in and PARADE THAT BLING BLING FOR ALL TO SEE!
...so let's not forget my exsquisit fellow Americans; for one AND FOR ALL (especially lil' ole me, ha haaa!)!
  And lets be sensible.. in the long run we should not banish all rock music.. After all, Tom Jones is absolutely darling and SIMPLY FABULOUS IN THOSE TIGHT PANTS!
   Story by Jim Bellmore

 

 

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