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MAN DRIVING DRUNK AND DOING 60mph PULLED OVER BY TROOPER ON FOOT!
Yooperville, U.S.A

 

  At 4 AM last Thursday (January 22) Trooper Jaakko Jussila received a call stating there was a pickup on the side of the road outside of Little Lake. He responded and located the truck, pulling in behind it with his emergency lights on.
  The truck was stuck in deep snow, headlights on and engine still running. The trooper walked up to the driver’s door and found Martti Smith, 62, of Gwinn, passed out behind the wheel with empty beer cans (29 were counted along with a nearly full case of unopened cans on the passenger seat) piled up on the floor. The trooper tapped on the window, waking the driver.

Trooper Jaakko Jussila
  Seeing the rotating lights in the rearview mirror, along with a State Trooper peering into his driver’s side window, Martti went berserk.
  He yelled, “I’M AINT SUNK, I’M DROBER” then rammed the shifter into gear and hit the gas. The truck’s speedometer quickly reached fifty, then sixty mph, but the vehicle was still stuck, wheels spinning.
  Trooper Jussila, being somewhat of a comedian, began running in place along side the speeding, yet stationary truck. Martti was shocked, thinking the trooper was keeping up with him.
Martti Smith, 62, of Gwinn
  Martti swung the wheel to his left, which didn’t move the truck at all, hoping to side-swipe the trooper, who only stepped a few feet to the left, then stepped back along side the driver’s window still running in place. This went on for about a minute until the trooper yelled for Martti to ‘PULL OVER!’
  Martti obeyed, turned his wheel to the right and stopped the engine.
  Of course Martti was arrested. He's still telling stories of the Trooper who could run 60 mph.
   Story by Jim Bellmore

 

 

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