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MAN FLEES OFFICERS ON RIDING LAWNMOWER!
Yooperville, U.S.A

 

  Rumley, MI –It apparently wasn’t the perfect get-away vehicle. A man took off on a riding lawnmower after allegedly throwing two Molotov cocktails at his ex-wife’s RV, police said. The two officers were eating doughnuts across the street at a Holiday station and yelled “What da hey?” resulting in the culprit hopping on his ex’s riding lawnmower; which he still had a set of keys for. The officers proceeded to chase the culprit on foot. The culprit circled the fuel pumps at the Holiday in an attempt to poop the officers out. A near by group of loitering teens laughed and sang “Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer GO!” while the culprit yelled repeatedly for them to “SHUT DA DICK UP!”

Jack Meof, (above pic) arrested for attempted
arson and fleeing officers
   After 20 or so circles around the pumps, the mower ran out of gas. The officers jumped the culprit, handcuffed him, finished their doughnuts, and then hauled him in.
  Police said the homemade bombs – two Bud Light bottles which were farted into then plugged with rags – lit and then tossed under the RV – did not bust into flames. They did shatter on impact with the pavement, resulting in noxious fumes sending two nearby residents to the hospital with breathing problems.
  Jack Meof, 47, of Rumley, was arraigned in District Court on charges of attempted arson and fleeing a crime scene, which is a misdemeanor. He could face up to 21 years in jail if convicted of both charges.

    At one point during the chase, Meof  “turned back and looked at the two officers, yelling “IT WASN’T ME!” followed by the officers yelling “WAS TOO!” which was repeated numerous times through out the chase. The pursuing officers said he appeared a bit intoxicated. After apprehending Meof, the officers stated that Meof complained that the ex took all his toys, including the RV and mower, leaving him with nothing. Meof was on lunch break form the local Mill during the occurrence.
   Story by Jim Bellmore

 

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