HOW
TO COOK A TURKEY! ... CHEF SKI-BINDERS
1. Put turkey in oven (don't forget to take da rap off and
oh yah, dat bag thing dat's in da hole).
2.
Take a fiver and drink a double shot of beam.
3.
Set da degrees at 375 oven.
4.
Take anudder fiver and shot anudder have of beam wit me.
5.
Turn da oven on.
8.
Take double shot beams of drink.
10.
Beam anudder bottle of get wit me.
9.
Stick a turkey in the thermometers bum.
10.
Glass yourself a pour of beam.
11.
Bake da beam for 4 hours.
12.
take da oven out of da turkey.
14.
Floor da bird up off da pick.
14.
Turk da curvy.
15.
Get beam more.
20.
Tet da sable and pour a shot of turkey.
BELLA'S
DIET TIPS FOR DA HOLIDAYS!
1.
If you eat dozens of chocolates quickly, the constant motion
helps burn calories.
2.
Eating food off someone else's plate doesn't count as extra
calories.
3.
Cookie pieces are ok to eat because the process of breakage
causes calorie leakage.
4.
If you drink a diet soda with pies and stuff they cancel each
other out.
