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Copyright 2003
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DA
YOOPERS SCHOOL FOR
THE TRULY UNGIFTED
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SEMINARS
FOR MARRIED WOMEN
(AND
YOUSE GIRLS CONTEMPLATING GETTIN' HITCHED)
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We
are offering the following seminars:
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1.
Combating the impulse to nag
2.
You can change oil too
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How to fill a beer mug properly
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Understanding the female cause of male drunkenness
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How to do all your laundry in one load and have more time to
- watch da soaps
6.
Parenting: Your husband gave you children so you could have someone other
- than him to boss around
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How not to sob like a sponge when your husband is right
8.
Learn to kill spiders by yourself
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How to stay awake during sex
10.
How to shop in less than 10 hours
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How to use a bed for more then just sleep
12.
It's ok to have sex outside of the bedroom
13.
If you want to know how your clothes look on you, ask your mother
14.
How to close the garage door
15.
Apologizing for farting when you're on the toilet: why it's not necessary
16.
Honest: my eyes are closed because of the passion I feel |
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