Here's a question that plagues our pea brains.
Help us answer it if you can.
Q: What can men do that
women can't do 
(and it really torque's dem women off?)
Click here to email us your answers!
Here's some of the answers 
we've received so far:
From: Lawrence Sova
To: <>
Sent: Friday, March 19th, 2004
Subject: What men can do
one thing men can do that women can't is write their name in the snow. i know women must be mad about that
From: Jason Shoemaker
To: <>
Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2004
Subject: What men can do
1. drive safely
2. write their names in the snow
3. know when to shut up
4. take only 1 bag on a trip
5. bait there own hook $ take the fish off
6. drag and field dress a deer
gimmie more time, I know there's plenty more
From: Shelly Gillmore
To: <>
Sent: Sunday, January 25, 2004
Subject: What men can do
Women can't write their names in the snow without filling up their shoes
From: Sharon Dunn
To: <>
Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004
Subject: What men can do
What men can do is pee with the lid up
From: Tom Christensen
To: <> 
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Subject: What men can do

What men can do that women can't? That is easy: pee someplace were you can't squat or sit and not have any toilet paper; like out in the woods someplace or a gas 
station in Alabama

Here's the best of the answers we've received 
for the last question; 
"Who's farts stink worse, Mens or Womens?..."
From: yves
To: <>
Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2004
Subject: farting
Realistically the wife's fart is much worse than the girl friend;
From: Erica Lund
To: <>
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Subject: farts
Was at da trap today, and got to talking with Lynn, she mentioned this trivia question.... I can't say who stinks worse, working in nursing I have been bombed by many a rear. I did tell her though, that it's scientific fact, women fart more often but men fart more violently. She told me to let all you guys know, so here it is!
From: Sally Wiesen
To: <>
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Subject: men's vs. women's
Women don't fart. (Even if they do, they blame the dog) So obviously it's the men's farts
From: rodney hauser
To: <>
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003
Subject: farts
i think womens farts stink more because we don't think our sh-t smells. I do have to say my husbands were pretty bad though. He never admited he farted. Even when it was just the two of us in the car and I know I didn't do it. He has the infamous SBD's I was married to him for 10 years and never once heard him fart, but the stench was amazing.
From: sburrows
To: <> 
Sent: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 
Subject: women farts smell

i think that women fart less but when they rip one it smells like they sh-t their pants.

From: <Andrew and Mandy>
To: <>
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Mens are worse. My husband has woken us up on occasion not due to the noise.

From: Kerri Floyd
To: <>
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003

I think that they used em' for mittens. (Hey I had to use them once for my kids when I lived in Ishpeming, so you never know)

From: Andrew Mitchell
To: <>
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003
Subject: Answer

i honestly think womens do because when my dad does it you one-minute to clear out when my mom does it you got ten seconds to clearout. thanks.

From: <Eric Ahola>
To: <>
Sent: Monday, December 15, 2003
Subject: Whos farts smell worse

Men! They fart all the time and don't control when they do it. It's like they have no manners. When Women fart, we do it in private where no one can smell us even if it did smell bad.

From: Mary Cameron
To:     <> 
Sent:  Thursday, December 18, 2003
Men's farts do...women have a better sense of smell, so the same amount of stink smelled by a man and by a woman would smell worse to a woman. Any way, I KNOW my husbands farts are dangerous....the paint is peeling off our bedroom walls and there's holes in the sheets on his side of the bed.
Mary Cameron
Former Troll now living in Minneysoda
From: Valerie Winberg
To: <>
Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2003
Subject: Whose farts stink worse...

   Well, since I have been in the presence of my husband's cousin...I have to say women's. I was told by a close friend that hubby's cousin ate a big fried chicken dinner and then went to sauna with the ladies. Well, I guess she blasted one of in there, drove the pack out, and the smell still was embedded in the wood a week a week later. I will have to go with "women stink worse."

From: Js73clp
To: <>
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003
Subject: Who's farts stink worse?

After years of research I have concluded that women's farts stink worse. The reason for this is that men almost always have much hairier butts than woman do. The purpose for this hair in the butt is to act like an air filter. The hair catches the big chuncks and the dingleberries along with filtering out most of the smalleroder-causing debris. However, women are usually deficient in this area, commonly known as a genetic defect, and should a person be in close proximity to an unfiltered fart out of a woman, it can be especially dangerous causing numerous side-effects, (too numerous to mention here). But god knew this when he created women and gave them other attributes which make most of them tolerable. Jim (Tootswad) Stephens

Click here to read  the humorous answers we received for our last question...
Q: Do women fart?

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