Hell no!!! I they canít keep thier mouths shut long enough to build any back pressure
 

Yes they do fart. Did you know that if you keep a fart in for 6 years and then let it out after the 6 years it is like an atomic bomb? Pretty cool huh?
Jessie
 

I am a fartologist, women do not fart, but they do ìpass gasî through their
openings, down into the males urethras, during intercoarse in which the
males break wind and the women blame us. Mystery solved.
 

<PRE>Da answer is, ya dey do. I grew up in da U.P in Marquette, living wit my parents. My dad would let one a his go anytime, and my ma would overpower him wit one a her farts. She could empty a room out a da camp and dats pretty bad eh? My sis is just as bad to. She would come up to me and say eh Jim, got a present for ya, Iíd say oh ya and she would let a juicy one out dat made my nose hairs curl. Iím still tryin to get my girlfriend to fart in front of so
I can make fun of her. Heh heh. Im in da AirForce now in Arizona and I miss dem women fartin around da house. Canít wait to move back to da Great U.P. Eh!
 

No! That is why they bitch, otherwise they would explode.

Alex
 

I had an agreement with my sister-in-law: Every time I farted she got to take her teeth out!

I say the only ìBad Gasî is that which doesnít pass! (Nothing worse than a trump caught crosswise !!!)

I know Iíve emitted a masterpiece when the dog gets up and leaves in disgust. (Actually, the dog farts and blames me!...and gets away with it!)

We like to identify what ìkeyî each fart comes out in - I seem to specialize in E minor and B Flat.. .F sharp if Iím stressed.
 

Mine can toot up a storm!
 

My ma is the best farter in my family. She has taught me all I know, but I am still a novice. She has a strange way of releasing her rectal concoction. Whenever she has trouble getting a fart out, she leans to one side and scrunches her face up like a dried prune. Then she pushes out the squeekiest and juiciest farts anyone has heard. We always excuse her to be polite, and then we run out of the room because her farts could make even the heartiest yooper faint.
This one time we were in a camper with the whole family. Just when all of us had fallen asleep, my ma let one rip. Normally I Wouldnít wake up from a fart, but this was a tear jerker. However, it gets worse. This fart lingered in the camper for 45 minutes with all the windows open, preventing any of us from getting to sleep. That was a fart that has made history in my family as the longest and smelliest fart. Boy, my eyes water, and my head hurts when I just think of itl

Joe
 

HI LAST SUNDAY YOU WERE IN ARE HOTEL ROOM JULY 28 
MY SISTER SUE IS A BIG TIME FARTER YOU NEVER HEAR IT, BUT YOU 
KNOW ITíS THERE !! ON THE WAY BACK TO INDIANA THE WINDOW WAS DOWN ALOT, BYE FOR NOW 
JOHN
 

Keep the onions away from them.
My daughter when we go fishing eats onions (raw).
after a white she will step outside and farts.
When she does that , You can hear the moose answer her farts.
One day we had two mooses by our camp.
SCAAAAAAAAAARY !!!!
A Polish Yooper.
 

yepper, they sure do. My own mother has been know to cause a whole neighborhood to evacuate their houses! She usually tries to make it to the little girls room but sometimes they just sneak up on her. I tell ya, she makes the whole couch rattle! We have to repaint the shitter every couple of months case it takes the paint right off the walls!
Will Swim
 

Hell yes, they do. My ex-girlfriend was one of the gassiest people Iíve ever known, aní she would never hesitate to let it fly. She burped more than anything, but breaking wind came a close second. No matter where we were or who was around, she would just let it out. We were sitting down in a bus station waiting for a friend, there were like six other people mostía them jusí reading or sleeping aní all the sudden she said ìI got gas,î she lifted her leg and BRRRRTTTT! I think every single person looked at her aní she jusí laughed aní covered her face with her hands. I donít think she expected to be so loud. They never really smelled, but they were ALWAYS loud. She didnít care though, she rarely ever even said excuse me.

P.S. Thatís NOT the reason I broke up with her, so donít think that. Aní Iím still good friends with her too.
 

Of course NOT. (If you hafta ask den you deserve dis! LOL! Heli. heli, heli...) Dat awful smell you came upon in da grocery store when der was only a female gender ahead of you? Was surely left by da male ëspeciesî in da NEXT isle over! Aaaaagh! ! ! Gasp gasp!!! Ha ha ha hali ahahahahahahahaliaha! \Vheecc! Pheweeeeee!
 

I have ta tell ya....Iím from Wisconsin, born and raised there and it gets butt cold!!!! Sometimes as a wee little lassie I had to pop off a few butt bombs each night just to warm up the bed ya know!!! Iím now 27 and I have to say I appreciate the fact that my dad raised me and introduced me to the Deerhunters Special (cheese (swiss!! Peeeew!!), venison sausage and crackers). And then of course as I got older.. .had a couple beers with the family, added the Deerhunters special, and some Chili all in the same day....WHOO WEEEEEEEEE!!! I had a case of EAS. ...Explosive Ass Syndrome. And I think dad liked the fact that I had this gas problem... .Iím the blonde of the family so he had to try all he could to keep the boys away.. .yep, my ass took care of that problem!!! Now Iím 27 years old and married.. .found a man who enjoys the fact that he can ìfart aroundî with me!!!!
So the answer to your question is...YES women fart...and dammit Iím proud to be a woman!!

Angie
 

My husband comes from a family of "super farters"....his mother, grandmother, one aunt and one of his sisters could put any man to shame. Can't keep the walls in their homes painted because the fumes cause the paint to peel. Riding in a closed car with that family is out right dangerous. It is nothing for my mother-in-law to be sitting at the table, and in response to a smart remark from someone, she will lift a cheek, say "this one's for you!" and then KABOOM!!!!! The person sitting on the "upwind" side has to pick themself up off the floor.
Fart trivia.....best tones are achieved on vinyl seats, such as restaurant booths, good hardwood chairs, and best of all, in the bath tub!
I've learned to hold my own with my husband's family. But between my husband and his gassy Doberman...well, I'll just leave it at that.

I seen one of em
fart,
but she was dolt,
dat duck-step-waddle all da way to da
bathroom,
eh.
4/15/02
 

Hi,
I know that da do. I watched panty hosed ankles expand. Like da get really round. Poked a hole in da
hose of a sleeping gal. Yup, der was gas in dem hose. Da poke didnít make noise, but da oder was der.
It was kinda like da blankets over da head.
In the olden day picture shows da got vapors. I tink it was a nice way to say fart.
DC
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Hey, I would have to say YEAH women do fart, not saying that I do or anything but I got this one friend who can really just let em fly, and believe me - she is not ashamed of it either lol - she just so happens to be ìdicky birdsî stepdaughter :D
-Manda
 

Hi,
I know that da do. I watched panty hosed ankles expand. Like da get really round. Poked a hole in da hose of a sleeping gal. Yup, der was gas in dem hose. Da poke didnít make noise, but da oder was der. It was kinda like da blankets over da head.
In the olden day picture shows da got vapors. I tink it was a nice way to say fart.
DC
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Obviously, you have never met, nor been around my X-wife. She can out-fart me, and that takes a lot of doing.
 

Of course we do!! I knew this little old lady who failed everytime she took a step (she used a wheel chair and walker) it was her PEDDLE POWER...got her to where she was going with out breaking a sweat 
 

You know them dun der women do dun fart and stink da place up. My grandmother farts around da house with little druts and squeks and da women act as if they didnt do nuttin. They act like their farts dont stink!!!
 

OH YEAH! One time when I was pregnant, my husband had to sleep on the couch
on the other side of our trailer---he said it was still lingering in the air the next morning 
Amber
 

Most donít because they canít keep their mouths shut long enough to build up PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a from a former Yupper born and raised at ìRockî Now Iiveihg in the ìShow ME Stateî
Lowell La Fave
beaver@socket. net
 

Yes Women Really Fart, however, we try to hide it and until we are totally comfortable with a man our bodies wonít allow us to let one go in front of him. It took me two years before I could fart in front of my (now) Fiance.

Tina
 

yes they do. i have a daughter that would put any guy to shame. must be all the veggies she eats.
 

Well ya, dey do.

A little old lady goes to the doctor. She tells him that she has a terrible gas problem. She canít stop passing gas. She said since Iíve been in your office I have passed gas 20 times. They are silent and donít smell, but I was hoping there was something you could do for me. The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to come back in 2 weeks.
   After 2 weeks she went back to the doctor. She said to the doctor, I donít know what was in those pills, but now my gas just reeks, I can hardly stand it. The doctor said, good. Now that we cleared up your sinusís we can work on your hearing.
 

Hey guys.. you wanna woman who fartsÖjust come listen to my girl friend..
I swear she chases me out of bed in da middle of da nite wit her explosions.. So da answer to da question ìDo women really fartî is defenitly
YES.. .PPPPUILJULTUUUU 
Loved your show in Grand Haven last year.. cant wait for this years schedule so we can plan our weekend trips to see Da Yoopers... thx  Doug from Galesburg MI (Kalamazoo)... see ya in da summer EH 
 

they just squeeze their cheeks and just FLUFF!! from:yoosta be a
yooper and wanna be a yooper

God Be With You
 

You betcha we do! Well, at least those of us that arenít frou-frou girls. Hell, some of us even *enjoy* crackiní one off. If it ainít payiní da rent, kick it out!
                    óJenny in LíAnse

I donít know if all woment fart but my wife can cut
some whoppers make cat sneez. Bring tears to your eyes

sever fan have some songs memorized
Jason Mc Lellan
 

of course they donít from a mom
 

Women donít fart, they ìfluffí! LOL! Jean
 

Women never fart  they also never lie.
 

No, they poof.

Tami p.