Here are some Politically Correct Ways
To Speak About Women...
| She is not a "BABE," or a "Chick" - She is a "BREASTED
AMERICAN." |
| She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATED." |
| She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." |
| She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." |
| She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION." |
| She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." |
| She does not get "DRUNK" - or "TIPSY" - She gets
"CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." |
| She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY
ENHANCED." |
| She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." |
| She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." |
| She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR." |
| She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." |
