Da Yooper's
"You know you're over 50 when..."
Over 50? Well, if your not sure, these observations
may help you to determine if you in fact are...
| 1. Your back goes out more then you do |
| 2. You're proud of your lawn mower |
| 3. You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup |
| 4. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge |
| 5. Your ears are hairier than your head |
| 6. You talk about good grass and you're referring to the neighbors
lawn |
| 7. You go bowling without drinking |
| 8. You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it |
| 9. You keep more food in the icebox than beer |
| 10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator |
| 11. Young guys pass you up and yell "Get a horse!" |
| 12. Uncles feel comfortable telling jokes around you |
| 13. Burger King and a movie is the whole date, instead of the start
of one |
| 14. Boones Farm wine is not "pretty good stuff" |
| 15. "I can't drink like I use to..." replaces "I'm never gonna drink
again" |
