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| 1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. |
| 2. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it |
| 3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way |
| 4. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face |
| 5. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car |
| 6. The guy was all over the road, I have to swerve a number of times before I hit him |
| 7. I pulled away from the side of the road, glance at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment |
| 8. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole |
| 9. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident |
| 10. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident |
| 11. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before |
| 12. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian |
| 13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished |
| 14. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him |
| 15. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him |
| 16. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car |
| 17. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows |
| 18. The telephone pole was approaching, I attempted to swerve out of
its way,
when it struck my front end |
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