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The Answer is at the bottom of the page, that way you may try to guess and also read these crazy answers first! Winner!
Runner-Up
3rd Place - Mike Arendt
4th Place - Tom Bender
5th Place - Mike Lindgren
6th Place - Tim Smith
7th Place - Todd Coleman
Runner Ups received da new Jackpine Savage CD, A Truly
Ungifted Hat, and a signed picture. Their names follow along with some
of the creative guesses from our friends around the country.
- Front of a men's chastity belt or part of a welding
torch
- A Yooper substitute for viagra
- Looks like an air brush attachment which may come in
handy when it's time to paint the primer back on the truck once you're
done using it as a duck blind
- A possible attachment to a propane tank for a mosquito/bug
defuser!!??
- It's gotta be a yooper stun gun
-The Gizmo is an Anal-retentive regulator. By screwing
the device into the rectum of the anal-retentive person, the user or a
person talking to the user, may adjust the A-R intensity. (Am I close?)
- Things from a castrated alien (but I might be wrong)
- Oh PLEEEZE Hoolie; let's make them a little harder next
time, OK!
- I do not have a name. But here goes. I believe it is
a device that attaches to a corn distiller that makes a fermented beverage
and that the device allows you to release a sample of the beverage so that
you can sample the product.
- It's a tire pump for blondes. All they have to do is
put their ears in the hole, and the air in their heads will fill up the
tire.
- A yooper condom with a pressure relief valve.
- I have had over 30 people look at datt and not a single
person knows what it is.
- Cordless deer, squirrel, porcupine, partridge and bear
skinner. With a beer can holder.
- A homemade pot bong?
- Propane Bong?
- It's a cauterizing devise for innies. The spark plug
end is inserted with a gentle twist, and then gasoline is added to the
lower reservoir and a wire is attached to the spark igniter and the spark
plug. The person administering the treatment then ties a string about twenty
feet long to the wire close to the trigger end of the instrument. Then
he goes into the next room, closes the door, and with one swift "YANK"
of the string a spark is created, the gasoline is ignited and the pressure
created then forces the unit out of the orifice it was installed in and
the cauterization is complete. The patient is informed not to sit down
or go poop for two weeks as this may increase the likelihood of returning
innies and the procedure would have to be repeated. If done correctly this
is a very effective cure and it also teaches one to increase there fiber
intake.
- Is it a tailpipe flame shooter? Or a real life nut cracker?
-Is it a fartmaster? Like an Assmaster or Thighmaster?
- Looks exactly like the carborated fuel injector invented
by Gus Maki in 1965 for my Ski-Doo, That's my guess.
- An old deer antler engraving tool dat "Hoolie" ripped
of from da bottom of da ole Barnum Shaft over ta Barnum Street
- A part from da Rusty Chevrolet
- First glance looks like Gomers crack pipe, but upon
closer scrutiny, I'd have to say it's some type of home-brew airbrush/spraygun
type of deal. Looks like ya would put paint in the bulb lookin' thing,
hook compressed air up to the spark plug lookin' thing and have at it.
- It's an original fart burning torch. It can be used
in case of Y2K. Yoopers always have lots of gas to burn.
- Propane Wiener Heater
- An Apple Peeler
- The urinal from the dwarf's house in "Snow White and
the 7 Dwarfs"
-Some sort of tester for air coming out of tires. You
put it on a plug on a tire and test the air that comes out. Any moisture
goes into the bulbous thing at the end...
- It's a burner for melting lead to make fishing sinkers
- Alma's diaphragm
- I think its a retractable hypersonic recriprocating
vacume induced rectified hymodulated prequestiated embulontic microinsaturated
mini gas torch.
-Toilet flush value
- Model A carbon remover. By loading container with kerosene
and when motor is running, you tilt container to up position slowly, the
intake sucks kerosene in and removes carbon off the head
- It's a splitdorf hexagon plug with a whistler compression
tester
- It's a cigarette lighter and ashtray all in one!
- Yooper potato peeler with Canadian mouse trap
- The nozzle off of a garden hose
- I would have to say this fine contraption is a Yooper
Handheld Blowtorch
- It's a natural gas(human kind) welding torch
- It's a baby shoe bronzing tool.
- The World Famous Trout Lake Gas Powered Butt Plug
- A missing foot from a robot lawn mower
- I recognize this thing as some sort of medievil sexual
aid
- Either it's Hekki Lunta's snow bugel, or something used
in the beginning credits of Suomi Kutsu
- It's a high pressure eye wash. With a little cup to
catch your eye when it pops out
- It appears to be a moose caller that fits into a model
T spark plug with a level to attach a cord to so it can be operated from
inside the "T" while drinking your beer and loading your rifle to keep
those nasty moose under control.
- Wait, It's a post-phase-shift converter for the anti-matter
containment field!
- A steam driven electric tennis shoe
- A saught after ancient air brush used by the Mayan culture
to pain hyroglyphics
- This is obviously the original version of the bloat
reliever. 1. Flammable liquid is poured into the resevoir 2. Sparkplug
looking thing is inserted in bloated person's hindquarters 3. The striker
is hit (aft end) 4. Sparkplug looking thing ignites residual gases trapped
in lower intestinal tract - bloat relieved.
- Hunters attach it to their 30 30's when dey're sitting
out in da cold to catchda snot running from dere noses. Dis way dey don't
have ta move an scare away da deer
- Hoolie's home made sparkplug wrench with spare plug
holder doubling as a soundmans precision alignment tool.
- It's an electronic bait warmer. See, that one end there
that looks like a spark plug? OK, you take the plug out of your snowmobile
and hook this on there. It keeps your worms warm when you go ice fishing.
- OK, after much thought abd deliberation on the gizmo
I have figured it out! It is a "nut roaster". Put your male member in the
open end and hook a small portable propane tank to the screw end thingy
you see there. Turn on the little propane gas do-dad and roast your nuts!
Perfect for ice fishing and deer hunting seasons. Also perfect for nights
in bed when your wife is as cold as ice!
- Well, da way I see it, it's part of a tractor with an
engine that runs off of LP gas. Case I-H had made a few experimental tractors
that ran off LP
- It sort of looks like a real primitive crack pipe (
a common thing to find on Detroit sidewalks ) and it almost looks like
a birth control device/sensual aid for your average lonely Yooper! Complete
with pressurized pleasure value, in any case!
-It's one of them things, you know. It's like you tell
your wife the doo-hickey on the car broke and you shpw her this. She gives
you the money to buy a new doo-hickey and you use the money to buy beer
instead. Just don't get caught driving to the beer store.
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