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| Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID? |
| Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? |
| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? |
| Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green? |
| Why do doctors call what they do practice? |
| How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there? |
| Why do black olives come in cans and green olives in jars? |
| How is it possible to have a civil war? |
| If god dropped acid, would he see people? |
| If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? |
| If you ate pasta, and antipasta at the same sitting, would you still be hungry? |
| Why are they called "haemorrhoids" and not "asteroids?" |
| Cold crop circles be the work of cereal killers? |
| How can someone draw a blank? |
| Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
| Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? |
| Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? |
| Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? |
| Why is it that night falls, but day breaks? |
| Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day? |
| Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? |
| What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? |
| Why did Mr. and Mrs. Howell pack so much clothing for a three hour tour? |
| If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success? |
| Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? |
| Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? |
| If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? |
| If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? |
| Why does "slow down," and "slow up" mean the same thing? |
| Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? |
| Why do "tug" boats push their barges? |
| Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? |
| Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? |
| Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?" |
| Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? |
| Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? |
| Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?" |
| If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? |
| If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
| If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
| Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? |
| Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? |
| Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? |
| When it rains why don't sheep shrink? |
| If a cat falls out of the back of a pickup truck going down the road at 60 mph is it kitty litter? |
| If you mixed vodka wit orange juice and Milk of Magnesia would you get a Phillips Screwdriver? |
| Why do we say something is out of whack? What the heck is a whack? |
| When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? |
| "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language,
could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
| If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? |
| If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? |
| If you butter your bread on the other side will it fall right side up? |
| Why do you need a drivers license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive? |
| Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio? |
| Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? |
| If a cow laughs would milk come out of their nose? |
| Why is the word abbreviation so long? |
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