| 1. When on a one-way Street, stay to the right to let oncoming traffic pass. |
| 2. Never, ever stop for a pedestrian unless he looks like a lawyer. |
| 3. The first parking spot you see, will be the last parking spot you see. Donít think youíll find a better one. Grab it! |
| 4. Never get in the way of a car that has parts hanging from it. |
| 5. Never use your turn signals when changing lanes. It only gives the
other drivers warning
of what you are doing and they speed up so you canít get in. |
| 6. Always look both ways when running a red light. |
| 7. Never wink at a female driver who has a bumper sticker that says, ìI still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.î |
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