Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women
| Dogs love it when your friends come over... |
| Dogs think you sing great... |
| A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink... |
| The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you... |
| Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs... |
| Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name... |
| Dogs are excited by rough play... |
| Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away... |
| Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair... |
| Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor... |
| A dog's parents never visit... |
| Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions... |
| Dogs like beer... |
| Dogs don't hate their bodies... |
| No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood |
| Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had... |
| Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet,
desk, and the back of your sock drawer... |
| Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives... |
| You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day... |
| Dogs can't talk... |
| Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk... |
