Yooperville Church Of
Da Perpetual Motion


JUNE 1ST. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
JUNE 1ST. Barbara Maki remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of pastor Ray's sermons.
JUNE 2ND. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
JUNE 3RD. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
JUNE 3RD. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on JULY 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
JUNE 3RD. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
JUNE 4TH. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
JUNE 5TH. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
JUNE 10TH. The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
JUNE 10TH. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
JUNE 11TH. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
JUNE 12TH. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
JUNE 12TH. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
JUNE 14TH. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
JUNE 15TH. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
JUNE 16TH. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
JUNE 18TH. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
JUNE 20TH. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
JUNE 22ND. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
JUNE 24TH. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
JUNE 26TH. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
JUNE 29TH. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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