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| 1. ìSmoking kills. If youíre killed, youíve lost a very important part
of your life.î
-- Brooke Shields, said to demonstrate why she should become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign |
| 2. ìIíve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.î
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward |
| 3. ìI support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially
members of the House and members of the Senate.î
-- Vice-President Dan Quayle |
| 4. ìOutside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country.î
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. |
| 5. ìAre you any relation to your brother Mary?î
-- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator |
| 6. ìThat lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass--and
Iím just the one to do it.î
-- a congressional candidate in Texas |
| 7. MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
-- sign outside Mexico Cityís Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio |
| 8. Wish -- To end all the killing in the world Hobbies -- Hunting and
fishing
-- from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey, flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium |
| 9. ìThe streets are safe in Philadelphia, itís only the people who
make them unsafe.î
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia |
| 10. ìAfter finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
the school
department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.î -- Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode Island |
| 11. ìThe doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.î
-- Baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series |
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