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PAGE THREE
1. Nightmare In My Bathroom
2. One Day After Christmas
3. Pick of The Litter
4. Pizza In My Shorts
5. Rusty Chevrolet
6. Ruthie Roll Over
7. The Second Week Of Deer Camp
8. Shirley Da Logging Queen
9. Smelting USA
10. Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
11. The Transplant Song
12. Three Months Late
13. Two Bagger
14. We're Still Rockiní
15. Why Do Girls Think I'm Scary
16. Won't Cha Buy Me Anudder Beer
17. Yooper Talk
18. A Yooper Wedding Reception
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**NIGHTMARE IN MY BATHROOM**
**From Da Yoopers 1989 release,**
**"Yoop it Up"**
1. I WAKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE HIS ARMPITS IN MY FACE IT'S MAKING GASTRIC NOISES AND STINKING UP THE PLACE HIS TEETH ARE IN THE COFFEE CUP ON THE NIGHT STAND BY MY BED THERE'S A SMELLY OLD GYM SOCK ON THE PILLOW BY MY HEAD A HOLEY PAIR OF UNDERWEAR IS HANGING ON THE DOOR A PEPPERONI PIZZA IS LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I PUT MY FEET AGAINST HIS BACK AND GIVE A MIGHTY KICK HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE BATHROOM AND HE'S IN THERE GETTING SICK CHORUS: THERE'S A NIGHTMARE IN MY BATHROOM AND ITS SUCH A SCARY SIGHT THERE'S A NIGHTMARE IN MY BATHROOM AND ITS SUCH A SCARY SIGHT THIS CREATURE'S NOT THE SAME GUY WHO TOOK ME HOME LAST NIGHT 2. HE STUMBLES FROM THE BATHROOM WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS NOSE IT'S SHOVED UP TO THE KNUCKLE I WONDER WHERE IT GOES I GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA HERE BEFORE ITS LIGHT OUTSIDE CAUSE IF THE NEIGHBORS SAW HIM IíD CONSIDER SUICIDE I SUDDENLY REMEMBER IT WASN'T AT THE BAR I MET HIM DOWN ON THIRD STREET HE WAS BARKING AT THE CARS I GRAB A DRIED UP SOUP BONE FROM THE DOG DISH ON THE FLOOR HE GOES RUNNING OUT TO FETCH IT AS I FLING IT OUT THE DOOR (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS**
**From Da Yoopers 1993 release,**
**"One Can short of a Six Pack"**
1. IT'S ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS I'M CRABBY AND I'M BROKE I'M SO FULL OF HAM AND FRUITCAKE I THINK I'M GONNA CROAK IT'S NICE TO SEE THE RELATIVES I WONDER WHEN THEY'LL LEAVE THE'VE BEEN CAMPING IN MY BATHROOM SINCE EARLY CHRISTMAS EVE 2. THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND SLEEPING IN MY BED I BEEN SACKED OUT IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY BEAGLE FRED THE RELATIVES HAVE ALL GONE OUT AND LEFT THEIR SCREAMING BRATS THE TOILET BOWL IS ALL CLOGGED UP AND I CAN'T FIND THE CAT CHORUS: IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE THE RELATIVES ARE HERE THEY EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME AND DRINK UP ALL MY BEER I LOVE THE DECORATIONS AND THE SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOW BUT I WISH THOSE PESKY RELATIVES WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS AND GO HOME 3. THOSE COOKIE CRUNCHERS FED THE DOG A TWENTY POUND RIB ROAST HIS FEET ARE STICKING IN THE AIR LIKE SKINNY OLD FENCE POSTS NOW THEY'RE IN A FREE FOR ALL THE GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER BOXES 'CAUSE THEY'RE BORED WITH ALL THEIR TOYS 4. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS SNORING IN MY FAVORITE TV CHAIR THOSE KIDS ARE STRINGING LIGHTS ON HER AND TINSELING HER HAIR I OUGHTA WAKE HER UP BEFORE THE FIREWORKS BEGIN BUT I WANNA SEE THOSE BLUE SPARKS FLY WHEN THEY PLUG HER IN (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1993 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**PICK OF THE LITTER**
**From Da Yoopers 1993 release,**
**"One Can short of a Six Pack"**
1. DIDNíT I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS SO YOU DONíT HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW DIDNíT I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO DONíT I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOUíRE LEAVING WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK CHORUS: I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO IíM ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH JUST ASK HER SHEíLL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE YOUíLL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO IíM THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU 2. I BELIEVE IN WOMENíS LIBERATION I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR I DIDNíT EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY DIDNíT I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING THAT WOMAN SHE DONíT LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL Copyright 1993 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**PIZZA IN MY SHORTS**
**From Da Yoopers 1991 release,**
**"Yoopy do Wah"**
1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET WEíD GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU DONíT TAKE ME ANYPLACE YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER INTO YOUR FACE 2. YOU USED TO GO OUT JOGGING AND YOU WORKED OUT REAL HARD YOU LOOKED JUST LIKE JANE FONDA IN YOUR HOT PINK LEOTARDS NOW YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH YOUR 52 INCH HIPS AND THE HAIR KEEPS GETTING THICKER UPON YOUR UPPER LIP CHORUS: WEíRE THE ROTUND FAMILY WE NEVER GET ALONG WE LOVE TO DRIVE EACH OTHER NUTS AND ARGUE ALL DAY LONG BUT WHEN WE ORDER PIZZA THATíS ONE TIME WE ALL AGREE CAUSE NO ONE LOVES THAT PIZZA LIKE THE ROTUND FAMILY PEPPERONI CAPICOLLI MOUNDS OF MUSHROOMS TOO MOZZARELLA MORTADELLA BABY SWISS AND BLEU ANCHOVIES AND OLIVES AND LOTS OF CUDIGHI THATíS THE PERFECT PIZZA FOR THE ROTUND FAMILY 3. THOSE TWO BRAIN DEAD KIDS OF YOURS THEY BOTH TAKE AFTER YOU THEY SIT LIKE STUMPS AND WATCH TV AND EAT TILL THEY TURN BLUE ITíS TWO DAYS AFTER PAYDAY AND THEY ATE UP ALL MY PAY AND I HAVENíT SEEN THE DOG OR CAT SINCE LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY 4. ITS YOU THAT THEY TAKE AFTER YOU NO GOOD LAZY BUM YOU ALL SHOW UP LIKE CALLOUSES WHEN ALL THE WORK IS DONE IF I EVER WANNA GET SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE IíLL HAVE TO TAKE SOME DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOU OFF THE COUCH Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**RUSTY CHEVROLET**
**From Da Yoopers 1987 release,**
**"Culture Shock"**
1. DASHING THROUGH TIlE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALL THE WAY I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE CHORUS: RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET 2. I WENT TO THE IGA TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS TO GET THE CAR TO STOP (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**RUTHIE ROLL OVER**
**From Da Yoopers 1987 release,**
**"Culture Shock"**
1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINíT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE CHORUS: RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINíT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKIíS COW ALL WINTER LONG ITS BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME 2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT A TINOíS PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED YOU KNOW IíD LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON RUTHIE ROLL, OVER I THINK I'M DONE! (REPEAT CHORUS) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP**
**From Da Yoopers 1987 release,**
**"Culture Shock"**
1. ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS UNDERNEATH MY BED AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR AND I'M TOO SICK TO MOVE I DIDN'T DRINK TOO MANY ONLY THIRTY CANS OF BEER IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT LAST SHOT THAT PUT ME UNDER HERE CHORUS: IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE WE DRINK PLAY CARDS AND SHOOT THE BULL BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR 2. I REMEMBER PLAYING POKER THAT WEASEL MUSTA WON HE'S WEARING MY NEW SWAMPERS AND SLEEPING WITH MY GUN HE'S SNORING LIKE A CHAIN SAW THE CAMP SMELLS LIKE A DUMP SOMEONE'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR IS HANGING ON THE PUMP MUKKUíS IN THE WOOD BOX EENERíS PASSED OUT ON THE STOVE HIS FLANNEL SHIRT IS SMOKING I WONDER IF HE KNOWS (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. VITOíS CRAWLING THROUGH THE DOOR I THINK HE GOT FROSTBITE HE PASSED OUT IN THE OUTHOUSE AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE LAST NIGHT THEN GOOFUS STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR HE SAYS HE GOT A BUCK HE WAS COMING FROM THE WAYSIDE AND HE KILLED IT WITH HIS truck THEN MUUSTI CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE GOOFUS GOT THE FIRST BUCK SINCE 1968 (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN**
**From Da Yoopers 2007 release,**
**"21st Century Yoopers In Space"**
1. FRIDAY NIGHT, DA PLACE IS PACKED FULL A DANCING LUMBER JACKS WE’RE ALL DRUNK ON SHOTS AND BEER SOMTING CLAMPS ON TO MY REAR I TURN AROUND AND START TO SCREAM SHE’S SCARY AND LOOKING MEAN SHE SAYS, BOYKA, I LIKE YOU LOTS LET’S GO POLKA, YOU MAKE ME HOT!” CHORUS: SHE’S SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN BIG AND MEAN, WEIGHS 218 SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN STOMP ON ME WIT HER BIG FEET SHE CAN DRINK, SHE CAN FIGHT SKIN A BUCK WIT A BUTTER KNIVE SHE NEEDS A BATH, NEEDS A SHAVE ONE GOOD WHIFF YOU’RE IN DA GRAVE TIMBER, SHE SMELLS JUST LIKE DA CITY DUMP TIMBER, I TINK SHE WANTS MY JACK-PINE STUMP SHE WRESTLES LOGS REAL GOOD TIMBER, THE BOYS ALL KNOW SHE LOVES HER WOOD 2. SHE CAN’T DANCE WIT HER BIG FEET WE LURCH AROUND LIKE BEARS IN HEAT I HANG ON WIT ALL MY MIGHT, GRAB HER ASS AND HOLD ON TIGHT I GAZE INTO HER COW-SHIT EYES SHE SMOOCHES ME, I START TO CRY SHE SAYS, “BOYKA, I LIKE YOU LOTS, GONNA RIDE YOU IN MY PICKUP TRUCK (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 2007 HoolieMan Musicï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**SMELTING USA**
**From the Da Yoopers 1986 release,**
**"Yoopanese"**
1. THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVERíS IN THE AIR THE SMELTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR WADERS AND BEER THEREíS TOIVO AND EINO IN THEIR PICKUP TRUCK THEY GOT ALMA AND MARTHA IN CASE THEY GET STUCK 2. AND THE BOYS FROM THE COLLEGE THEY ALL COME BY HERE THEYíRE EATING THEIR RAW SMELT AND DRINKING THEIR BEER THEY ALL GO SO CRAZY THEY GOT NOTHING TO LOSE THEY FALL IN THE RIVER AND THROW UP ON THEIR SHOES CHORUS: EVERYBODYíS GOING SMELTING EVERYBODYíS GOING SMELTING EVERYBODYíS GOING SMELTING SMELTING U.S.A. 3. AND THOSE DOWNSTATE BOYS IN THEIR WINNEBAGOíS ARE FISHING FOR BIG SMELT WITH THEIR FISHING POLES THEY LOVE US YOOPERS AND THEY DONíT GIVE A DAMN IF WE DRINK ALL THEIR BEERS AND EAT ALL THEIR SPAM (REPEAT CHORUS) 4. YAH THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVERíS EVERYWHERE SO PATCH UP YOUR WADERS ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR PICK UP A SIX-PACK AND DUST OFF THE NET AND HEAD FOR THE RIVER ITS FUN YA YOU BETCHA Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE**
**From Da Yoopers 1999 release,**
**"JACKPINE SAVAGE"**
1. ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AINíT NEVER SEEN I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL SKINNY, HOMELY, I LOVE EM ALL COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME YOOPER ACTION COME ON GATHER ROUND ëCAUSE IíM THE MAIN ATTRACTION SIT ON MY LAP, IíLL LET CHA RUB MY STUBBLE JUST ONE KISS AN YOUíLL BE SEEING DOUBLE CHORUS: IíM A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE IíM A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE 2. I DONíT CARE HOW MANY HEARTS I BREAK I LIKE TO SHARE, I GIVE EM ALL SOME CAKE THEY FIGHT OVER ME ëCAUSE IíM SO GOOD LOOKINí THEY COME FROM MILES AROUND JUST TO DO MY COOKINí COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUGGINí AND KISSINí COME ON GATHER ROUND, YOU DONíT KNOW WHAT YOUíRE MISSINí COME OVER HERE, IíLL LET CHA RUB MY GUT IF YOU NEED A PILLOW, YOU CAN USE MY BUTT Copyright 1999 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**THE TRANSPLANT SONG**
**From Da Yoopers 1991 release,**
**"Yoopy Do Wah"**
I WAS SITTING IN A DETROIT BAR THIS GUY HE SAYS TO ME YOU MUST BE FROM CANADA, NEWFOUNDLAND MAYBE NO, I SAID, YOUR SLIGHTLY OFF, AS I POINTED WITH MY BEER IíM FROM UP ABOVE THE MITTEN, THIS PLACE OVER HERE I STILL WEAR MY SWAMPERS AND I DRIVE MY BEAT UP TRUCK I GO UP TO WITCH LAKE EVERY YEAR TO GET MY BUCK WHEN I GET BACK TO DETROIT ALL THE GUYS THEY LAUGH AT ME TWO WEEKS AT THE DEER CAMP AND IíM SPEAKING YOOPANESE IíM A YOOPERMAN FROM YOOPERLAND, YOUíLL FIND US EVERYWHERE I COME HERE FOR THE PAYCHECKS, BUT I MISS THAT U.P. AIR IíM A YOOPERMAN FROM YOOPERLAND, IíM NOT DOWN HERE BY CHOICE MY HEART IS BACK IN YOOPERLAND BUT MY ASS IS IN DETROIT MY WIFE IS FROM MT. CLEMENS, SHEíS A TROLL FROM DOWN BELOW I DRAGGED HER UP TO YOOPERLAND, SHE DIDNíT WANNA GO BUT WHEN SHE SAW THE COLORS AND SHE SMELLED THAT U.P. AIR NOW SHE WANTS TO QUIT HER JOB AND GO TO LIVE UP THERE I WORK HARD FOR HENRY FORD I NEVER MISS A DAY I DONíT LIKE THE CITY BUT I SURE DONíT MIND THE PAY MY KIDS WERE BORN BELOW THE BRIDGE BUT THEIR ROOTS THEY CANíT FORGET WE HEAD NORTH TO YOOPERLAND EVERY CHANCE WE GET IíM A YOOPERMAN FROM YOOPERLAND, YOUíLL FIND US EVERYWHERE I COME HERE FOR THE PAYCHECKS, BUT I MISS THAT U.P. AIR IíM A YOOPERMAN FROM YOOPERLAND, IM NOT DOWN HERE BY CHOICE MY HEART IS BACK IN YOOPERLAND, BUT MY ASS IS IN DETROIT Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**THREE MONTHS LATE**
**From the Da Yoopers 1986 release,**
**"Yoopanese"**
1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP 2. I TOLD HER I CANíT POLKA CAUSE IíM JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR ëTILL I ALMOST MY PANTS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP AND NOW SHEíS THREE MONTHS LATE CHORUS: SHEíS LATE SHEíS LATE OH LORD SHEíS THREE MONTHS LATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLEíS CAMP AND NOW SHEíS THREE MONTHS LATE 3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME WATER ON THE ROCKS THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS 4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK AND SHE STARTED LOOKING GOOD SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH I WONDERED IF I SHOULD SHE BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS AND THEN I COULDNíT WAIT NOW IíM ALL SORE AND BLACK AND BLUE AND NOW SHEíS THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) 5. SHE DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I. WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT HEíS GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**TWO BAGGER**
**From Da Yoopers 1991 release,**
**"Yoopy Do Wah"**
1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID IíLL KEEP YOU WARM I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I DIDNíT SEE THE HARM 2. THEN THEY STARTED WRESTLING AND HE ALMOST HAD HER BEAT HE FOUGHT THAT BIG OLí BEEFALO TILL SHE PINNED HIM TO THE SEAT SHE MADE ME DRINK A CASE OF BEER EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR WHEN I WORK UP THIS MORNING I WAS MARRIED TO HER CHORUS: HEíS MARRIED TO A LOGGER WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DAD BUT HIS DAD DONíT HAVE A MUSTACHE AND HIS FEET DONíT SMELL AS BAD UP HERE IN THE LAST FRONTIER MEN ARE MEN ITS TRUE BUT SHE MAKES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOK LIKE PEGGY SUE 3. I CALLED UP HER DAD TO SEE IF HE WOULD TAKE HER BACK HE LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT HEíD HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK HE SAID TO FIND A PAPER BAG TO PUT UPON HER HEAD I GRABBED A K-MART SHOPPING BAG AND WENT ON BACK TO BED 4. HE TRIED TO PUT THE BAG ON HER BUT IT WAS WAY TOO SMALL SHE GOT HIM IN A HAMMER LOCK AND PINNED HIM TO THE WALL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WAKING UP TO YOU IF IíVE GOT TO WEAR A PAPER BAG YOU BETTER PUT ON TWO (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**WEíRE STILL ROCKINí**
**From Da Yoopers 1997 release,**
**"We're Still Rockin"**
1. IT ALL STARTED 1963 SANTA BROUGHT ME MONOPOLY TWO G.I. JOES AND SOME HOT WHEEL CARS GRANDMA AND PA GOT ME AN ELECTRIC GUITAR MY COUSIN BILLY WAS A GEEKY ZIT FACE SANTA SURPRISED HIM WITH A BEATLE BASS MY NEIGHBOR MIKEY, THAT DORK WAS MY CHUM THE LUCKY BUGGER GOT A NEW SET OF DRUMS WE FORMED A BAND AND CALLED IT THE COLLAGE DAD MOVED THE CAR SO WE COULD USE THE GARAGE CHORUS: AND WE WERE ROCKIN' YES WE WERE ROCKIN' IN BEATLE WIGS WE LOOKED NIFTY AND KEEN 'CAUSE WE WERE ROCKIN' 2. OUR SENIOR YEAR 1968 THE SCENE WAS GROOVY, WE THOUGHT WE WERE GREAT WE PLAYED THE PROM IN BELLBOTTOMS AND BEADS SONGS BY JIMI HENDRIX, THE STONES AND CREAM IN THE SEVENTIES WE MADE A LOTTA DOUGH AND I'M PROUD TO SAY WE DIDN'T PLAY DISCO CHORUS: 'CAUSE WE WERE ROCKIN', YES WE WERE ROCKIN' WE PLAYED THE CLUBS, THE RECEPTIONS AND BARS 'CAUSE WE WERE ROCKIN' BRIDGE: WELL I GET UP IN THE MORNING AND I FIX MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE DUMP, SHOWER, SHAVE THEN ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE I JUMP INTO THE TRUCK AND I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK I STOP AT JOE'S GREASY SPOON AND I HAVE JUST ONE MORE CUP OF COFFEE I TELL JOE I GOTTA GO I THINK I'M RUNNING LATE DON'T WANT NOTHING TO GO WRONG TODAY 'CAUSE TONIGHT I GOTTA DATE I JUST CAN'T STOP IT I'VE GOT TO ROCK IT IF SHE CAN SHAKE IT THEN WE CAN MAKE IT AND IF I BREAK IT I'LL JUST DUCT TAPE IT 3. MY FORTY SIXTH BIRTHDAY 1996 OUR BAND REUNITED JUST FOR KICKS WE HIT DA OPEN MIC AT HICKEY'S BAR THEY CALLED US OLD FARTS, BUT WE FELT LIKE ROCK STARS WITH BEER GUTS STRAINING AND RECEDING HAIR LINES WE PLAYED THOSE SAME OLD SONGS WE'D PLAYED TEN MILLION TIMES CHORUS: AND WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' YES WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' I'LL MOVE DA CAR SO WE CAN USE DA GARAGE AND WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' 'CAUSE WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' YES WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' THIS AINT KARAOKE SO GET OUT OF OUR WAY 'CAUSE WE'RE STILL ROCKIN' Copyright 1996 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY**
**From Da Yoopers 1999 release,**
**"Jackpine Savage"**
1. WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WHY DO THEY TREAT ME LIKE A CIRCUS FREAK? IS IT BECAUSE OF MY BIG MELON HEAD OR BECAUSE I TALK LIKE A GEEK OR IS IT BECAUSE WHEN I'M ON THE PHONE WITH THEM I BREATHE JUST LIKE THIS (LOUD BREATHING) WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WILL I EVER GET A KISS? 2. WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WHY DO THEY THINK THAT I'M A KNOB? IS IT BECAUSE THE WAY I WALK IS FASTER THEN MOST PEOPLE JOG? OR IS IT BECAUSE I LIKE TO SAY WORDS LIKE OKIE DOKIE, PEE-U AND POO? WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? I'D FEEL HONKY DORY IF I KNEW BRIDGE: IF I HAD A GIRL FRIEND YOU KNOW MY LOVE WOULD NEVER END I'D BUY HER GIFTS, I'D BUY HER THINGS I'D BUY HER PEARLS AND DIAMOND RINGS I'D LOSE SOME WEIGHT, I'D EXERCISE IF I'D FART, I'D APOLOGIZE I'D WASH MY FEET, I'D LIFT THE SEAT I'D EVEN THROUGH AWAY ALL MY LOOKY BOOKS 3. WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WHY DO THEY THINK THAT I'M A DORK? IS IT BECAUSE I ONLY DRESS IN BLACK AND WHEN I LAUGH I SNORT? WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? I WISH SOMEBODY KNEW WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I SMELL LIKE POO? 4. WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M HIDEOUS? WHY DO THEY THINK THAT I'M A GHOUL? IS IT BECAUSE I NEVER GET NO SUN OR BECAUSE I ALWAYS PEE IN THE POOL? OR IS IT BECAUSE WHEN I PASS WIND IT SMELLS JUST LIKE BURNT SHOE? WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU DO Copyright 1999 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**WON'T CHA BUY ME ANUDDER BEER**
**From Da Yoopers 2007 release,**
**"21st Century Yoopers In Space"**
1. I’M GONNA TELL YOU A REAL SAD STORY ABOUT MY NO GOOD BUDDY RAY HE STOLE HIS WIFE AND BEAGLE AND MY RUSTY CHEVROLET HE TOOK MY FAVORITE BOWLING BALL AND MY GUN FOR HUNTING DEER NOW FEELING SO DAMN DEPRESSED WON’T CHA BUY ME ANUDDER BEER (YEAH, I’M SO BROKE DAT IF IT COST A NICKLE TO TAKE A DUMP I’D HAVE TO PUKE, TANKS FOR BUYING ME DOSE 12 BEERS ALREADY, EH…) CHORUS: ALL HE LEFT ME WAS A PAIR OF SOCKS I SHOULD KICK HIS BLOODY BUM I THOUGHT US TWO WERE DRINKING BUDDIES WHY HE GOTTA BE SO DUMB NOW, HE CAN KEEP DA OLE LADY ‘CAUSE SHE SNORES LIKE A BIG OLE HOG BUT, I’LL NEVER FORGIVE DAT BUGGER IF HE DON’T BRING ME BACK MY DOG (MAN, I MISS MY OLE BEAGLE, HE LIKES TO RIDE IN MY TRUCK YOU KNOW, HE ALWAYS JUMPS ON MY LAP AND HANG HIS HEAD OUT DA WINDOW WIT HIS BIG BUTT IN MY FACE DEN HE FARTS AND IT STINKS AND I HAVE TO HEAVE, DEN HE STARTS SINGING ALONG WIT MY MERLE HAGGARD 8 TRACK, HE SINGS LIKE DIS, ARF ARF ARF (SOLO) 2. NOW, DA MUDDER-N-LAW KICKED ME OUT ‘CAUSE I COULDN’T PAY DA RENT SHE SOLD OFF ALL MY 8 TRACKS NOW I’M LIVING IN A TENT I CAN’T CARRY DA GRIEF NO MORE I FEEL LIKE SHEDDING TEARS BUT YOU CAN CHEER ME UP OLE BUDDY WON’T CHA BUY ME ANUDDER BEER (YOU KNOW I DON’T NEVER MOOCH BEERS, EH, IT’S JUST DAT I’M BROKE, GOOD BUDDY) (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 2007 HoolieMan Musicï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**YOOPER TALK**
**From Da Yoopers 1987 release,**
**"Culture Shock"**
1. I WAS BORN IN A BLIZZARD IN A WILLY'S JEEP THE U.P. BLOOD IN MY VEINS RUNS DEEP BUT I MOVED DOWN HERE BACK IN ë65 CAUSE THE MINE CLOSED DOWN AND I HAD TO SURVIVE WORKING IN THE CITY WITH A MILLION LIGHTS GIVING ëER TARPAPER DAY AND NIGHT THE FOREMAN SAYS IíM A WORKING FOOL CAUSE I EARN MY PAY AND DONíT BREAK NO RULES CHORUS: IF I DIDNíT NEED THE WORK I WOULDNíT BE HERE IíD BE BACK HOME ON THE LAST FRONTIER GETTING ME SOME OF THAT CULTURE SHOCK LISTENING TO SOME YOOPER TALK 2. CRUISING IN THE CHEVY THROUGH THE COOL GREEN PINES ON A BEAT UP HIGHWAY WITH SHOT UP SIGNS EATING A PASTY OUT AT AHOíS CAMP PLAYING 15-2 BY THE KEROSENE LAMP THROWING SOME SHOES WITH THE OTHER GUYS SHOOTING THE BREEZE AND JUST SWATTING FLIES GETTING ALL LIT UP ON THAT SIX POINT BEER CRUISING THE BACK ROADS AND SHINING DEER IF I DIDNíT NEED THE WORK I WOULDNíT BE HERE IíD BE BACK HOME ON THE LAST FRONTIER GETTING ME SOME OF THAT CULTURE SHOCK LISTENING TO SOME YOOPER TALK Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

**A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION**
**From Da Yoopers 1991 release,**
**"Yoopy do Wah"**
1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM BUT HE JUST DIDNíT HAVE THE DOUGH I WOULDNíT MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER 2. THEREíS TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS THEREíS 17 KINDS OF JELLO WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL THEREíS COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS CHORUS: ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG THEREíS BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKINí BAND WEíLL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION HALF THE TOWN IS HERE WE WONíT LET THE BAND QUIT TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE 3. NUDSIE'S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL HEíS DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE HEíS SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO NUDSIEíS MA COMES WEAVING BY WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE BUT HE CANíT DRINK NO MORE HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD AND THEYíRE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

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