17 Reasons Why Some Yoopers Head South During Winter!

...Hoolie and I find ourselves dreading these long winters we experience up here. These pics will blow you away! It's no wonder Yoopers head to Arizona and Florida in January - Jim Bellmore


Reason #1: Guessing which buried auto is yours before breaking your back with a shovel..


Reason #2: Finding your auto frozen to the road and covered in 3 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your head..


Reason #3: Finding your auto frozen to the road and covered in 4 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your back..


Reason #4: Finding your auto frozen to the road and covered in 5 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your butt..


Reason #5: Being thankful the plow came by, but not having enough room to let the approaching little old lady in her car pass, then having to back-up the 2 miles you've already traveled.


Reason #6: Finding a mountain of heavy snow on your car and working to get it off before it crushes your windshield; which is the same thing that happened to your back window the week before..


Reason #7: Finding that the pipes have burst on the second floor of your three car garage during the coldest night of the winter..


Reason #8: Finding every thing in town covered in inches of solid ice..


Reason #9: Finding every thing in town covered in feet of solid ice..


Reason #10: Finding every thing in town covered in yards of solid ice..


Reason #11: Praying you don't get an ice dagger surprise in the head..


Reason #12: Finally getting your auto free, then having to help your spouse with theirs..


Reason #13: Finally getting your spouses auto free, then having to help your kid with theirs..


Reason #14: Not being able to dine out doors the first day of summer..


Reason #15: Being stuck in the house with cabin fever while the neighbor hood snowmen party it up out side..


Reason #16: Watching some poor Nun get clobbered in the face with a snowball by another Nun.. hmmm, I guess that aint so bad..


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