Reason #1: Guessing which buried auto is yours before
breaking your back with a shovel.. |

Reason #2: Finding your auto frozen to the road and
covered in 3 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your
head..
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Reason #3: Finding your auto frozen to the road and
covered in 4 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your
back..
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Reason #4: Finding your auto frozen to the road and
covered in 5 inches of thick ice before slipping and landing on your
butt..
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Reason #5: Being thankful the plow came by, but not
having enough room to let the approaching little old lady in her car
pass, then having to back-up the 2 miles you've already traveled.
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Reason #6: Finding a mountain of heavy snow on your
car and working to get it off before it crushes your windshield; which
is the same thing that happened to your back window the week before..
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Reason #7: Finding that the pipes have burst on the
second floor of your three car garage during the coldest night of
the winter..
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Reason #8: Finding every thing in town covered in inches
of solid ice..
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Reason #9: Finding every thing in town covered in feet
of solid ice..
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Reason #10: Finding every thing in
town covered in yards of solid ice..
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Reason #11: Praying you don't get an ice dagger surprise
in the head..
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Reason #12: Finally getting your auto free, then having
to help your spouse with theirs..
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Reason #13: Finally getting your spouses auto free,
then having to help your kid with theirs..
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Reason #14: Not being able to dine out doors the first
day of summer..
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Reason #15: Being stuck in the house with cabin fever
while the neighbor hood snowmen party it up out side..
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Reason #16: Watching some poor Nun get clobbered in
the face with a snowball by another Nun.. hmmm, I guess that aint
so bad..
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