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BEARD (and Hair) Jingle Bells

Clip on!
Pack of 9
For festive hair

For Adults Only.

Item #web37279
$7.49
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BEARD (and Hair) LED Lights

18 Multi Colored Nano LED Lights
For festive hair
Attachment Clips Included

For Adults Only.

Item #web37278
$9.99
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BEARD (and Hair) BAUBLES

Clip on!
Pack of 9
For festive hair

For Adults Only.




Item #web37084
$5.99
out of stock


Elf Pooh Stress Reliever

He Made a Special Gift Just for You!



Item #web37089
$3.99
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Electronic Message Fart Fan

Rechargeable Batteries included

Messages Read:
"FART IN PROGRESS"

"KEEP AWAY"

Item #web37081
$6.99
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Fart Finger Pen

Batteries included - 3 x LR44 Batteries
Pull on the finger to make multiple fart sounds



Item #web37005
$10.99
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the original
WEENER KLEENER SOAP



Large or small or inbetween-er, nothing beats a cleaner weener!
Glycerin soap.
For Adults Only.




Item #web1990
$9.99
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the itty-bitty
WEENER KLEENER SOAP

"for those with a leaner weener"

Large or small or inbetween-er, nothing beats a cleaner weener!
Glycerin soap.
For Adults Only.




Item #web34052
$10.79
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the
WILLY WARMER

a heater for your peter!

Item #web6600
$10.49
out of stock

the military
WILLY WARMER

a heater for your peter!

Item #web30882
$10.49
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Dash Board PUG BUDDHA

3-1/4” tall body moves gracefully to and fro on spring. Made of vinyl with adhesive base.


Item #web30244
$9.99
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Dash Board Hula Girl

All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5-1/4” tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky tasseled ”grass” skirt. Made of vinyl with adhesive base.

• 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl with adhesive base
• Wears tassled "grass" skirt
• Gracefully sways to and fro on springy hips
• Comes in two assorted colors (our choice)

Item #web29951
$9.99
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Grow a Girlfriend

Grow a Boyfriend

Can grow up to 600% its size!

Item #web37082
$1.99
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Can grow up to 600% its size!

Item #web37085
$1.99
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Grow Some Balls

Can grow up to 600% its size!

Item #web37087
$1.99
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Cricket Suckers

Actual cooked, candied & ready to eat Cricket at the center!

Blueberry
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$2.49
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Strawberry
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$2.49
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Grape
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$2.49
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Orange
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$2.49
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CRICK-ETTES
Bacon & Cheese

Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.gram
Item #webi24098a
$3.99
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CRICK-ETTES
Salt N' Vinegar

Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.gram
Item #webi24098b
$2.75
out of stock

CRICK-ETTES
Sour Cream
& Onion

Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.gram
Item #webi24098c
$3.99
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YOOPER COUNRTY
BRAND
SNOW


Actual ingredients: Instant Potatoes (do not eat)

Item #web15811
$.50
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SLAMMER BUTTON

Ten hilarious sound effects, including; "WHAT THE BLEEP!"
Requires 3 AGI13 batteries (included).
For Adults Only.
Item #web2084
$12.99
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BULLSH*T
BUTTON

Get your frustrations out in a harmless way, push button, alarm sounds along with voice announcing detection of bullsh*t. Six different alarms and announcements. Keep in your car, on your desk or anyplace you need some frustration release. Includes double sided tape for mounting. Lights up when pressed. Six Different Sayings. This bullshit button is 3” in diameter and 2” tall. Requires 2 AAA batteries (included). For Adults Only.
Item #webbullsh4347
$9.99
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"NO" BUTTON

Can be used everywhere!
Can I borrow some money? NO!
Can I have a Puppy? NO!
Fun stress reliever!
Say NO to anything!

This bullshit button is 3” in diameter and 2” tall.
Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).

Item #webbullsh17608
$9.99


BACON CANDY
Meaty!
Individually wrapped!
2.5 oz
Item #webkch21701
$5.99
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PICKLE CANDY
Sweet, dilly and briny!
Individually wrapped!
2.5 oz
Item #webkch21361
$5.99
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Rubber Chicken
Air Freshener


Bubble Gum Scent

Item #web26648
$3.99

UNUSUAL AIR FRESHENERS!
Dangle some this 5.5" dill from your mirror for that fresh dill scent!
Enjoy the company of a 5" pine-smelling Bigfoot while driving!
Get nutty with a forest scented 4.75" squirrel in underpants!

PICKLE
Item #web21850
$4.49
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BIGFOOT
Item #web18801
$4.49
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Squirrel in Underpants
Item #web18800
$4.49
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AXOLOTL
AIR FRESHENER

Strawberry Scent

Item #web37015
$4.99
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BACON
AIR FRESHENER

Sizzling Bacon Aroma! Funny, yes!
But also smells YUMMY!

Item #web21633
$3.99
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Electronic
Whoopee Cushion
Select a time delay, hide unit (under chair, etc) let the seething, rip-roaring, earth ending chaos begin!
Also uses 3 AAA included.
Item #web04810
$8.99
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The Complaint Dept Office Sign
Got a problem? Take a number.

Look, not everyone is a “people person”. Cut right to the chase with this best selling desktop sign, and let ’em know today is NOT the day for complaints.
• the perfect gift for anyone who deals with people
• replica grenade with pull ring & number tab
• 8.5″ tall and 5″ wide sign

Item #web9331
$10.99
out of stock



ONE
MILLION DOLLAR
BILL

Item #web7127a
$1.00
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ONE
BILLION
DOLLAR
BILL

Item #web7127b
$1.00
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ONE
TRILLION
DOLLAR
BILL

Item #web7127c
$1.00
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YOOPER FACE LIFT


Contains two clothespins.

Item #web13509
$1.49
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YOOPER TOILET PAPER
Read n' Wipe, eh!


Contains one folded section of a page from
a newspaper.

Item #web7418
$1.49
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Yooper Jigsaw Puzzle

Actual Jigsaw wood debris.

Item #web85
$0.99
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Yooper Boob Job

Includes two balloons. You can't beat this price!

Item #web3355
$1.49
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YOOPER FIRE ALARM

Contains un-popped popcorn.

Item #web7460
$0.99
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YOOPER EMERGENCY REPAIR KIT

Contains a couple slips of duct-tape, a rubberband and a paper clip.

Item #web7418
$1.49
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YOOPER COW SEEDS

Contains un-popped popcorn.

Item #web1314
$1.75
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YOOPER BULL CRAP PROTECTORS

Ear Plugs

Item #web17096
$1.75
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Secret Squirting Toilet
Being squirted with "toilet" water- that's gross. Being the one doing the squirting- now that's hilarious! Hand this small toilet to a friend or just leave it sitting around where people will see it. When curiosity gets the best of them, they'll lift the lid to peer inside and discover only a faceful of water! Ewww!

Item #web3650
$3.75
out of stock



Fanny Floss

For all those hard to reach areas

Item #web96
$0.99
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Fried Chicken Hard Candy

"It tastes like chicken" is a phrase used for so many unusual, out-there foods that it's become cliché. In the case of Fried Chicken Hard Candy, though, there's no other way to describe it.
Each individually wrapped hard candy lozenge tastes like a salty, savory, and sweetened version of fried poultry. The sensation of this sweet and salty bird is one you're sure to want to share.

Individually wrapped
Comes in a fun tin with a friction-fit lid
Tin dimensions: 3 1/4" x 2 1/2" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm)
Net wt.: 2.5 oz (70.8 g)

Item #webkch23873
$6.49
out of stock

(double sided soap, one side for face, other side for butt)

Butt-Face Soap
Real soap!

Item #webi5290
$6.49
out of stock


Dress-Up Squirrel with Underpants


  • 7-3/4" tall laminated cardboard Squirrel
  • 39 pieces of vinyl cling clothing and accessories
  • Best dressed squirrel in the world
  • Clothing reusable so you can dress it again and again
Item #web21851
$8.99
out of stock


COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT MUG
PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER

Grenade shaped with pull ring and number tab -
Holds 16 oz. of your favorite beverage -
High quality ceramic construction -
Easy to clean

Item #web2004
$10.99

Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion

All the fun without the smell!
Embarress your friends and family!


Item #webbullsh11007
$5.49



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