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Da Yoopers Adult Novelties & Cards
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Screaming Willy Blue Balls
Squeaky Toy
(this is not a "sex" toy)
9 inches
Laugh your head off with "Screaming Willy," the hilarious, squeaky, bevy-of-fun bachelorette gift! This silly SOB makes a noise like you wouldn't believe, so get ready to fill the room with the contagious sound of chuckles!
Item # web42890
$14.99
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BATTLING BOOBS INFLATABLE BOOB GAME
- Hilarious battle of the bosoms
- Includes 2 pairs of inflatable boobs
- Knock off opponents' knockers
- Unleash your inner warrior
- Perfect for parties or game nights
- Get ready to bounce your way to victory!
Item # web42883
$12.99
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BALL SACK DRINK HOLDER
Compatible with most cans
- Hilarious & functional
- Perfect for parties
- Adds cheekiness to any occasion
- Easy to clean
- Get yours today!
Introducing the Ball Sack Drink Holder - the perfect companion for your beverages! Say goodbye to accidental spills and hello to a hilarious and functional solution. Standing at a proud 5.5 inches tall, this drink holder is here to keep your drinks upright and ready for action.
Designed with a playful ball sack shape, this holder adds a touch of cheekiness to any occasion. Its durable construction ensures that it can withstand even the wildest parties, making it a reliable and reusable choice. Cleaning up is a breeze, so your customers can spend less time worrying about messes and more time enjoying their drinks.
Item # web42883
$12.99
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Inflatable Boobs Pillow
The "Breast" Place to Rest your Head! Funny Gag Joke
On the back simply inflate by mouth and in 10 seconds you have some nice inflatable boobs :) Deflate and store away in your bag for future use. This is ideal for the beach, hot tub, plane, train or maybe just your lounge. This gets nothing but laughs when used. Makes a funny gag gift joke. This will get some serious laughs ..lol
Item # web41416
$6.99
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ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER...
(PERK UP!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42733
$5.75
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLD BUT...
IF YOU WERE MILK
I'D SNIFF YOU FIRST
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42732
$5.75
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLD BUT...
IF YOU WERE MILK
I'D SNIFF YOU FIRST
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42730
$5.75
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET CHEEKS!
(I HOPE YOU HAVE BUTTLOADS OF FUN!)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42734
$5.75
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I ALMOST DIDN'T BUY YOU
THIS CARD BECAUSE IT WAS
FIVE FUCKING BUCKS$
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42738
$5.75
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ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND
A LITTLE BIT SAGGIER
(IHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SAGGY BALLS)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42736
$5.75
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
YOU FUCKING FOSSIL
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42740
$5.75
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CONGRATS
YOU'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER 365 DAYS
WITH ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42737
$5.75
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Mens
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS
"AH-CHOO!"
YOU CAN SNEEZE, FART, AND PEE YOURSELF
ALL AT THE SAME TIME
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42729
$5.75
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Womens
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS
"AH-CHOO!"
YOU CAN SNEEZE, FART, AND PEE YOURSELF
ALL AT THE SAME TIME
(blank inside)
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper
Item # web42739
$5.75
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World's Biggest Bitch
Trophy Golden Award
Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.
Item # web42581
$11.25
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World's Biggest Asshole
Trophy Golden Award
Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.
Item # web42583
$11.25
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World's Biggest Piece of Shit
Trophy Golden Award
Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.
Item # web42576
$11.25
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