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                 "When nothing else works, Cork-it!"  
                  Cork-it A.G.  
                  ANTI-GAS 
                    Stops Gas Instantly 
                  Easy to use! 
                  Just bend over and SHOVE IT IN! 
                  Contains two reusable corks.  
                     
                  Item #webi31216 
                  $1.49 
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                AA SUPER HEAVY DUTY BATTERY 
                GIFT NOT INCLUDED  
                (GIFT REQUIRED) 
Item #webi28116 
$1.99 
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              Hello Lazy  
                Almost Cooks itself !  
                Chicken Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles. 
Zero Trans Fat. 
3 oz  
Item #webi30888 
$3.25 
Sale! 1.99 
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                   Wasted and Broke  
                  Spicy Beef  Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles. 
Zero Trans Fat. 
3 oz  
Item #webi29165 
$3.25 
Sale! 1.99 
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              KARMA IS A LAZY 
                BITCH
               
                Fruit Gum! 
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              PROCRASTINATE 
                like there's a tomorrow
               
                Mint Gum! 
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              IT'S VERY INTENTIONAL 
                BITCH FACE, 
                I ASSURE YOU.
                 
                Mint Gum! 
                  Item #web03467 
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              Let That Shit Go 
                Fruit Gum! 
                  Item #webi03195 
                $1.99 
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              CUTE, but PSYCHO 
                Fruit Gum! 
                  Item #web02787 
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              Best Buds 
                Mint Gum! 
                  Item #webi2863 
                $1.99 
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                When I say "deep" and "Brawny" I mean the wine 
                   
                    Peppermint 
                 
                Item #webi22748 
                $3.49 
                Sale! 1.99 
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                Fart Jokes/Gum 
                   
                    10 Free Jokes Inside! 
                     
                    Tooty Fruity Gum 
                 
                Item #web31664 
                $1.99 
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                Dad Jokes/Gum 
                   
                    10 Free Jokes Inside! 
                 
                Mint Gum 
                 
                Item #web31666 
                $1.99 
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                Dick Jokes/Gum 
                   
                    10 Free Jokes Inside! 
                 
                Cinnamon Gum 
                 
                Item #web31665 
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                YOU LEAVE SPARKLES 
                EVERYWHERE YOU GO
                 
                   
                    Mint Gum 
                 
                Item #web02862 
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                GRUMPY 
                OLD MAN 
                   
                    Mint Gum 
                 
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                go away 
                I'm introverting
                 
                   
                    Fruit Gum 
                 
                Item #web03196 
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                BASICALLY AGELESS 
                  HOW DO YOU DO IT? 
                   
                    Fruit Gum 
                 
                Item #web03592 
                $1.99 
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                WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A BUTT-HEAD , BUTTHEAD? 
                   
                    Fruit Gum 
                 
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                Step Aside Coffee. 
                This is a Job for 
                Alcohol!
                 
                   
                  Hot Cinnamon Gum! 
                    Item #webi02423 
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                my new personal motto! 
                fuck it 
                 
                  Fruit Gum! 
                    Item #webi1532 
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                Instantly Talk 
                With Your Cat
                 
                 
                  Fruit Gum! 
                    Item #webi2696a 
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                You're kind of a dick. 
                 
                Cinnamon Flavored Gum! 
                Item #webi01872 
                $1.99 
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              Coffee makes me poop. 
                Another reason to love it! 
                Hot Cinnamon Gum! 
                Item #webi9262 
                $1.99 
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              I'm So High 
                Awesome Mint Gum! 
                   
                    Item #webi33859 
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              CAT BUTT GUM 
                Real Peppermint Flavored Gum! 
                8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude!  
                Item #webi00441 
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                INSTANT ASSHOLE GUM 
                JUST ADD ALCOHOL 
                 
                Real Peppermint Flavored Gum! 
                Item #webi01535 
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                        NOTE: Extra shipping may be applied depending 
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                    Yooperland Style 
                            
                            Fish Assholes 
                            Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."  
                            Comes with featured recipe on side of can  
                            Item #web2202
                             $2.99
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Yooperland Style 
                             
                            PORCUPINE PECKERS  
                            Actual edible "Green Beans."  
                            Comes with featured recipe on side of can  
                            Item #web2203 
                            $2.99 
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                               Snowman Poop 
                                You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing 
                                for you but, "snowman poop! 
                                Edible Mini Marshmellows 
                                Item #web86 
                                $.99 
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                               Yooper Bubble Bath 
                                Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing! 
                                Item #web84 
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                    I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT EARLIER. 
                      missed it. 
                       
                      Hot Cinnamon Gum! 
                        Item #webi2215 
                    $1.99 
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                    HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF SHUT THE HELL UP 
                       
                      Cinnamon Gum! 
                        Item #webi64 
                    $1.99 
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                    Some people just need a high five... 
                      in the face, 
                      with a chair 
                       
                      Cinnamon Gum! 
                        Item #webi9261 
                    $1.99 
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