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Da Yoopers Adult Novelties
 

Inflatable Boobs Pillow
The "Breast" Place to Rest your Head! Funny Gag Joke


On the back simply inflate by mouth and in 10 seconds you have some nice inflatable boobs :) Deflate and store away in your bag for future use. This is ideal for the beach, hot tub, plane, train or maybe just your lounge. This gets nothing but laughs when used. Makes a funny gag gift joke. This will get some serious laughs ..lol 

Item # web41416
$6.99
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ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER...
(PERK UP!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42733
$5.75
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLD BUT...
IF YOU WERE MILK
I'D SNIFF YOU FIRST
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42732
$5.75
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE OLD BUT...
IF YOU WERE MILK
I'D SNIFF YOU FIRST
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42730
$5.75
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET CHEEKS!
(I HOPE YOU HAVE BUTTLOADS OF FUN!)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42734
$5.75
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I ALMOST DIDN'T BUY YOU
THIS CARD BECAUSE IT WAS
FIVE FUCKING BUCKS$
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42738
$5.75
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ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND
A LITTLE BIT SAGGIER
(IHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOUR SAGGY BALLS)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42736
$5.75
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
YOU FUCKING FOSSIL
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42740
$5.75
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CONGRATS
YOU'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER 365 DAYS
WITH ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42737
$5.75
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Mens
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS
"AH-CHOO!"
YOU CAN SNEEZE, FART, AND PEE YOURSELF
ALL AT THE SAME TIME
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42729
$5.75
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Womens
WITH OLD AGE COMES NEW SKILLS
"AH-CHOO!"
YOU CAN SNEEZE, FART, AND PEE YOURSELF
ALL AT THE SAME TIME
(blank inside)


- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste
recycled paper

Item # web42739
$5.75
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World's Biggest Bitch
Trophy Golden Award


Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.

Item # web42581
$11.25
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World's Biggest Asshole
Trophy Golden Award


Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.

Item # web42583
$11.25
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World's Biggest Piece of Shit
Trophy Golden Award


Unforgettable Gag Gift: This plastic trophy is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good joke. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just because, it's guaranteed to bring laughs and light-hearted fun.

Item # web42576
$11.25
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