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              | Toilet Fishing Game 
 The ultimate "catch of the day" experience for those who love multitasking! Whether you're on the toilet or just want to fish in the comfort of your living room, this gag gift is guaranteed to reel in the laughs.
 (Water bowl not included)
 What’s included?
 
                  A fishing mat to set the scene4 colorful fish to “hook”An extendable rod to perfect your casting skillsA hilarious door hanger to let everyone know you’re on a fishing mission Just grab your own bowl, fill it up, and let the fishing frenzy begin! Preferably not the family salad bowl… unless you're really into surprises.) This side-splitting gift will have everyone cracking up—just be careful not to pull a mussel! (Sorry, we’re just squidding around.) Whether you’re a seasoned angler or a clueless rookie, this game will make you look ridiculous in the best way possible.
 Item # web41417
 $12.99
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              | Squirt Toilet 
 Lifting the seat  causes the toilet to squirt water. Give your nosey friends
 a wet surprise!
 
 
                  The water shoots from the top of 3D poops' head to add layers of awesomeness to your prank and supersize the laughter.
                
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              | BORN TO HUNT FORCED TO WORK
 22oz Mug
 
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              | BEARD (and Hair) Jingle Bells 
 Clip on!
 Pack of 9
 For festive hair
 
 For Adults Only.
 
 Item #web37279
 $7.49
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 | BEARD (and Hair) LED Lights 
 18 Multi Colored Nano LED Lights
 For festive hair
 Attachment Clips Included
 
 For Adults Only.
 
 Item #web37278
 $9.99
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              |  | BEARD (and Hair) BAUBLES 
 Clip on!
 Pack of 9
 For festive hair
 
 For Adults Only.
 
 
 
 
 Item #web37084
 $5.99
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              |  Elf Pooh Stress Reliever |  
              | He Made a Special Gift Just for You!
 
 
 Item #web37089
 $3.99
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              |  Electronic Message Fart Fan |  
              | Rechargeable Batteries included
 Messages Read:
 "FART IN PROGRESS"
 
 "KEEP AWAY"
 
 Item #web37081
 $6.99
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              |  PRANK-JOKE SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY TICKET
 |  PRANK-JOKE SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY TICKET
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              | CHRISTMAS COOKIES
 A BIG WINNER EVERY TIME! ... not really, LOL!
 Match any of your numbers to any winning numbers, win prize shown, etc, but keep in mind,
 THESE SCRATCH OFF'S ARE FAKE!
 
 
 PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY, WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FRIENDSHIPS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS PRANK.
 
 Item #web5630a
 $3.99
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 | CANDY CANE CASH CRAZE
 A BIG WINNER EVERY TIME! ... not really, LOL!
 Match any of your numbers to any winning numbers, win prize shown, etc, but keep in mind,
 THESE SCRATCH OFF'S ARE FAKE!
 
 
 PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY, WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FRIENDSHIPS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS PRANK.
 
 Item #web5630b
 $3.99
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              |  PRANK-JOKE SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY TICKET
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              | BIG CASH
 
 A BIG WINNER EVERY TIME! ... not really, LOL!
 Match any of your numbers to any winning numbers, win prize shown, etc, but keep in mind,
 THESE SCRATCH OFF'S ARE FAKE!
 
 
 PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY, WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FRIENDSHIPS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS PRANK.
 
 Item #web5631a
 $2.25
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 | SUPER WIN
 A BIG WINNER EVERY TIME! ... not really, LOL!
 Match any of your numbers to any winning numbers, win prize shown, etc, but keep in mind,
 THESE SCRATCH OFF'S ARE FAKE!
 
 
 PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY, WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FRIENDSHIPS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS PRANK.
 
 Item #web5631b
 $2.25
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              |  PRANK-JOKE SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY TICKET
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              | SUPER JACKPOT
 A BIG WINNER EVERY TIME! ... not really, LOL!
 Match any of your numbers to any winning numbers, win prize shown, etc, but keep in mind,
 THESE SCRATCH OFF'S ARE FAKE!
 
 
 PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY, WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FRIENDSHIPS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS PRANK.
 
 Item #web5631c
 $2.25
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              |  Fart Finger Pen |  
              | Batteries included - 3 x LR44 BatteriesPull on the finger to make multiple fart sounds
 
 
 
 Item #web37005
 $10.99
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              | the original WEENER KLEENER SOAP
 
 
 
 Large or small or inbetween-er, nothing beats a cleaner weener!
 Glycerin soap.
 For Adults Only.
 
 
 
 
 Item #web1990
 $9.99
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 | the itty-bitty WEENER KLEENER SOAP
 
 "for those with a leaner weener"
 
 Large or small or inbetween-er, nothing beats a cleaner weener!
 Glycerin soap.
 For Adults Only.
 
 
 
 
 Item #web34052
 $6.99
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              | theWILLY WARMER
 
 a heater for your peter!
 
 Item #web6600
 $10.49
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 | the militaryWILLY WARMER
 a heater for your peter!
 
 Item #web30882
 $10.49
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              |  Dash Board PUG BUDDHA |  
              | 3-1/4” tall body moves gracefully to and fro on spring. Made of vinyl with adhesive base.
 
 Item #web30244
 $9.99
 Sale! $6.99
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              |  Dash Board Hula Girl |  
              | All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5-1/4” tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky tasseled ”grass” skirt. Made of vinyl with adhesive base.
 •	5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl with adhesive base
 •	Wears tassled "grass" skirt
 •	Gracefully sways to and fro on springy hips
 •	Comes in two assorted colors (our choice)
 
 Item #web29951
 $9.99
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              |  Grow a Girlfriend |  Grow a Boyfriend |  
              | Can grow up to 600% its size!
 Item #web37082
 $1.99
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 | Can grow up to 600% its size!
 Item #web37085
 $1.99
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              |  Grow Some Balls |  
              | Can grow up to 600% its size!
 Item #web37087
 $2.99
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              |   | YOOPER COUNRTYBRAND
 SNOW
 
 Actual ingredients: Instant Potatoes (do not eat)
 
 Item #web15811
 $.50
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              |   | wtfSLAMMER BUTTON
 Ten hilarious sound effects, including; "WHAT THE BLEEP!"
 Requires 3 AGI13 batteries (included).
 For Adults Only.
 Item #web2084
 $12.99
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              |   | BULLSH*TBUTTON
 Get your frustrations out in a harmless way, push button, 
                  alarm sounds along with voice announcing detection of bullsh*t. 
                  Six different alarms and announcements. Keep in your car, 
                  on your desk or anyplace you need some frustration release. 
                  Includes double sided tape for mounting. Lights up when pressed. 
                  Six Different Sayings. This bullshit button is 3” in 
                  diameter and 2” tall. Requires 2 AAA batteries (included). 
                  For Adults Only.
 Item #webbullsh4347
 $9.99
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              | UNUSUAL AIR FRESHENERS! Dangle some this 5.5" dill from your mirror for that fresh dill scent!
 Enjoy the company of a 5" pine-smelling Bigfoot while driving!
 Get nutty with a 
forest scented  4.75" squirrel in underpants!
 
 
 
                        
                          |  | BIGFOOTItem #web18801
 $4.49
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 | Squirrel in UnderpantsItem #web18800
 $4.49
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    |   | AXOLOTLAIR FRESHENER
 Strawberry Scent
 
 Item #web37015
 $4.99
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              |   | BACONAIR FRESHENER
 Sizzling Bacon Aroma! Funny, yes!
 But also smells YUMMY!
 
 Item #web21633
 $3.99
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              |   | ElectronicWhoopee Cushion
 Select a time delay, hide unit (under chair, etc) let 
                  the seething, rip-roaring, earth ending chaos begin!
 Also uses 3 AAA included.
 Item #web04810
 $8.99
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              |  The Complaint Dept Office Sign Got a problem? Take a number.
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              | Look, not everyone is a “people person”. Cut right to the chase with this best selling desktop sign, and let ’em know today is NOT the day for complaints.•	the perfect gift for anyone who deals with people
 •	replica grenade with pull ring & number tab
 •	8.5″ tall and 5″ wide sign
 
 Item #web9331
 $10.99
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          | YOOPER FACE LIFT 
 
 Contains two clothespins.
 
 Item #web13509
 $1.49
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 | YOOPER TOILET PAPER Read n' Wipe, eh!
 
 Contains one folded section of a page from
 a newspaper.
 
 Item #web7418
 $1.49
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          | Yooper Jigsaw Puzzle 
 Actual Jigsaw wood debris.
 Item #web85$0.99
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 | Yooper Boob Job
 Includes two balloons. You can't beat this price!
 Item #web3355$1.49
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          | YOOPER FIRE ALARM 
 Contains un-popped popcorn.
 
 Item #web7460
 $0.99
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 | YOOPER EMERGENCY REPAIR KIT 
 Contains a couple slips of duct-tape, a rubberband and a paper clip.
 
 Item #web7418
 $1.49
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              | Secret Squirting ToiletBeing squirted with "toilet" water- that's gross. Being the one doing the squirting- now that's hilarious! Hand this small toilet to a friend or just leave it sitting around where people will see it. When curiosity gets the best of them, they'll lift the lid to peer inside and discover only a faceful of water! Ewww!
 Item #web3650$3.75
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              | Fanny Floss 
 For all those hard to reach areas
 Item #web96$0.99
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              | Fried Chicken Hard Candy 
 "It tastes like chicken" is a phrase used for so many unusual, out-there foods that it's become cliché. In the case of Fried Chicken Hard Candy, though, there's no other way to describe it.Each individually wrapped hard candy lozenge tastes like a salty, savory, and sweetened version of fried poultry. The sensation of this sweet and salty bird is one you're sure to want to share.
 Individually wrappedItem #webkch23873Comes in a fun tin with a friction-fit lid
 Tin dimensions: 3 1/4" x 2 1/2" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm)
 Net wt.: 2.5 oz (70.8 g)
 $6.49
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            | Dress-Up Squirrel with Underpants
 
                Item #web21851
                  7-3/4" tall laminated cardboard Squirrel39 pieces of vinyl cling clothing and accessoriesBest dressed squirrel in the worldClothing reusable so you can dress it again and again
 $8.99
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            |  COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT MUG PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
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            | Grenade shaped with pull ring and number tab -Holds 16 oz. of your favorite beverage -
 High quality ceramic construction -
 Easy to clean
 
 Item #web2004
 $10.99
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 | Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion
 All the fun without the smell!
 Embarress your friends and family!
 Item #webbullsh11007
 $5.49
 
  
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            | Cricket Suckers 
 Actual cooked, candied & ready to eat Cricket at the center!
 
                
                  | Blueberry#webkch23441a
 $2.49
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 | Strawberry#webkch23441b
 $2.49
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 | Grape#webkch23441c
 $2.49
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                  |  | CRICK-ETTESBacon & Cheese
 Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
 1.gram
 Item #webi24098a
 $3.99
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                  |  | CRICK-ETTESSalt N' Vinegar
 Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
 1.gram
 Item #webi24098b
 $2.75
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                  |  | CRICK-ETTESSour Cream
 & Onion
 Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
 1.gram
 Item #webi24098c
 $3.99
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            | "NO" BUTTON 
 Can be used everywhere!
 Can I borrow some money? NO!
 Can I have a Puppy? NO!
 Fun stress reliever!
 Say NO to anything!
 This bullshit button is 3” in 
                diameter and 2” tall.Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).
 
 Item #webbullsh17608
 $9.99
 
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                  | BACON CANDYMeaty!
 Individually wrapped!
 2.5 oz
 Item #webkch21701
 $5.99
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 | PICKLE CANDYSweet, dilly and briny!
 Individually wrapped!
 2.5 oz
 Item #webkch21361
 $5.99
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            | Rubber ChickenAir Freshener
 Bubble Gum Scent Item #web26648
 $3.99
 
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