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"When nothing else works, Cork-it!"
Cork-it A.G.

ANTI-GAS
Stops Gas Instantly
Easy to use!
Just bend over and SHOVE IT IN!
Contains two reusable corks.

Item #webi31216
$1.49
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AA SUPER HEAVY DUTY BATTERY
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
(GIFT REQUIRED)

Item #webi28116
$1.99
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Hello Lazy
Almost Cooks itself !
Chicken Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi30888
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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Wasted and Broke
Spicy Beef Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi29165
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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KARMA IS A LAZY
BITCH

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi03109
$1.99
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PROCRASTINATE
like there's a tomorrow

Mint Gum!
Item #web03198
$1.99
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IT'S VERY INTENTIONAL
BITCH FACE
,
I ASSURE YOU.
Mint Gum!
Item #web03467
$1.99
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Let That Shit Go
Fruit Gum!
Item #webi03195
$1.99
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CUTE, but PSYCHO
Fruit Gum!
Item #web02787
$1.99
out of stock


Best Buds
Mint Gum!
Item #webi2863
$1.99
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When I say "deep" and "Brawny" I mean the wine

Peppermint

Item #webi22748
$3.49
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Wine Princess

Peppermint

Item #webi22750
$3.49
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Fart Jokes/Gum

10 Free Jokes Inside!

Tooty Fruity Gum

Item #web31664
$1.99
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Dad Jokes/Gum

10 Free Jokes Inside!

Mint Gum

Item #web31666
$1.99
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Dick Jokes/Gum

10 Free Jokes Inside!

Cinnamon Gum

Item #web31665
$1.99
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YOU LEAVE SPARKLES
EVERYWHERE YOU GO

Mint Gum

Item #web02862
$1.99
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GRUMPY
OLD MAN

Mint Gum

Item #web03481
$1.99
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go away
I'm introverting

Fruit Gum

Item #web03196
$1.99
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BASICALLY AGELESS
HOW DO YOU DO IT?

Fruit Gum

Item #web03592
$1.99
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WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A BUTT-HEAD , BUTTHEAD?

Fruit Gum

Item #web03592
$1.99
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I WISH I COULD LITERALLY LAUGH MY ASS OFF

Cinnamon Gum

Item #webi03200
$1.99
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Certified
PAIN IN THE ASS

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi03008
$1.99
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Always be yourself.
Unless you can be a unicorn, the always be a unicorn.

Tutti Fruiti Gum!
Item #webi02592
$1.99
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Step Aside Coffee.
This is a Job for
Alcohol!

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi02423
$1.99
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Eat Shit.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi02282
$1.99
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my new personal motto!
fuck it

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi1532
$1.99
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Here's Your Gift
Motherf*cker

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2938
$1.99
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I'M A DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2861
$1.99
out of stock


Instantly Talk
With Your Cat


Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2696a
$1.99
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You're kind of a dick.

Cinnamon Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01872
$1.99
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Coffee makes me poop.
Another reason to love it!

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9262
$1.99
out of stock
I'm So High
Awesome Mint Gum!

Item #webi33859
$1.99
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CAT BUTT GUM
Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude!
Item #webi00441
$1.99
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INSTANT ASSHOLE GUM
JUST ADD ALCOHOL

Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01535
$1.99
out of stock



NOTE: Extra shipping may be applied depending on # of  cans and destination.
NOTE: Extra shipping may be applied depending on # of  cans and destination.
Yooperland Style

Fish Assholes
Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2202
$2.99
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NOTE: Extra shipping may be applied depending on # of  cans and destination.
Yooperland Style

PORCUPINE PECKERS
Actual edible "Green Beans."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2203
$2.99
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Snowman Poop
You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing for you but, "snowman poop!
Edible Mini Marshmellows
Item #web86
$.99
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Yooper Bubble Bath
Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing!
Item #web84
$.99
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Liberty Glasses
No one will accuse you of being a communist anti american pig if you wear these glasses! Make that uncle Sam of yours proud!
Item #web25207
$5.00
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I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT EARLIER.
missed it.

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2215
$1.99
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HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF SHUT THE HELL UP

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi64
$1.99
out of stock


Some people just need a high five...
in the face,
with a chair

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9261
$1.99
out of stock


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