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"When nothing else works, Cork-it!"
Cork-it A.G.

ANTI-GAS
Stops Gas Instantly
Easy to use!
Just bend over and SHOVE IT IN!
Contains two reusable corks.

Item #webi31216
$1.49
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AA SUPER HEAVY DUTY BATTERY
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
(GIFT REQUIRED)

Item #webi28116
$1.99
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Hello Lazy
Almost Cooks itself !
Chicken Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi30888
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUK CHOW
Yummy in your tummy !
Shrimp Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi31770
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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Wasted and Broke
Spicy Beef Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi29165
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT
Mint Gum!
Item #webi12937
$1.79
out of stock

Best Buds
Mint Gum!
Item #webi2863
$1.79
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When I say "deep" and "Brawny" I mean the wine

Peppermint

Item #webi22748
$3.49
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Wine Princess

Peppermint

Item #webi22750
$3.49
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Some of my
Best Friends
are Flakes

Peppermint

Item #webi19127
$2.99
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Certified
PAIN IN THE ASS

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi03008
$1.79
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Greetings!

Spicy Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi01870
$1.79
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Always be yourself.
Unless you can be a unicorn, the always be a unicorn.

Tutti Fruiti Gum!
Item #webi02592
$1.79
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Bitch Be Cool.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi03013
$1.79
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Step Aside Coffee.
This is a Job for
Alcohol!

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi02423
$1.79
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Accept that you've had a baby
and that life will never be the same again

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi02858
$1.79
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Eat Shit.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi02282
$1.79
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It's not really drinking alone if the cat is home.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi02939
$1.79
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my new personal motto!
fuck it

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi1532
$1.79
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I SREAM, YOU SCREAM
THE POLICE COME,
IT'S AWKWARD.
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2783
$1.79
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Here's Your Gift
Motherf*cker

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2938
$1.79
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instant
RHYTHM GUM
for awkward dancers

Mint Gum!
Item #webi2859
$1.79
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I'M A DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2861
$1.79
out of stock


The Difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2700
$1.79
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Instantly Talk
With Your Cat


Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2696a
$1.79
out of stock


I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT EARLIER.
missed it.

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2215
$1.79
out of stock


LET'S PRETEND I GIVE A SHIT AND LEAVE IT AT THAT

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi0754
$1.79
out of stock


HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF SHUT THE HELL UP

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi64
$1.79
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Some people just need a high five...
in the face,
with a chair

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9261
$1.79
out of stock


I yearn for redemption, but I'd settle for a breakfast sandwich

Fruit Flavored Gum!
Item #webi12106
$1.79
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You're kind of a dick.

Cinnamon Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01872
$1.79
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Coffee makes me poop. Just another reason to love it!
Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9262
$1.79
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CAT BUTT GUM
Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude!
Item #webi00441
$1.79
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INSTANT ASSHOLE GUM
JUST ADD ALCOHOL

Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01535
$1.79
out of stock


Yooperland Style
Fish Assholes
Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2202
$2.99
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Yooperland Style
PORCUPINE PECKERS
Actual edible "Green Beans."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2203
$2.99
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Snowman Poop
You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing for you but, "snowman poop!
Edible Mini Marshmellows
Item #web86
$.99
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Yooper Bubble Bath
Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing!
Item #web84
$.99
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BULLSH*T
BAG

10 bags. Handy, reusable, locks up tight,
keeps BS out of sight.
Item #webshckliteri18006
$2.99
out of stock



Liberty Glasses
No one will accuse you of being a communist anti american pig if you wear these glasses! Make that uncle Sam of yours proud!
Item #web25207
$5.00
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