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"When nothing else works, Cork-it!"
Cork-it A.G.

ANTI-GAS
Stops Gas Instantly
Easy to use!
Just bend over and SHOVE IT IN!
Contains two reusable corks.

Item #webi31216
$1.49
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AA SUPER HEAVY DUTY BATTERY
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
(GIFT REQUIRED)

Item #webi28116
$1.99
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Hello Lazy
Almost Cooks itself !
Chicken Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi30888
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUK CHOW
Yummy in your tummy !
Shrimp Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi31770
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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Wasted and Broke
Spicy Beef Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi29165
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT
Mint Gum!
Item #webi12937
$1.79
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Best Buds
Mint Gum!
Item #webi2863
$1.79
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Some of my
Best Friends
are Flakes

Peppermint

Item #webi19127
$2.99
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Certified
PAIN IN THE ASS

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi03008
$1.79
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Greetings!

Spicy Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi01870
$1.79
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I'm sorry I called you an asshole...
I thought you knew.

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi02860
$1.79
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Always be yourself.
Unless you can be a unicorn, the always be a unicorn.

Tutti Fruiti Gum!
Item #webi02592
$1.79
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Bitch Be Cool.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi03013
$1.79
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Step Aside Coffee.
This is a Job for
Alcohol!

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi02423
$1.79
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Accept that you've had a baby
and that life will never be the same again

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi02858
$1.79
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Eat Shit.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi02282
$1.79
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It's not really drinking alone if the cat is home.

Mint Gum!
Item #webi02939
$1.79
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my new personal motto!
fuck it

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi1532
$1.79
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I SREAM, YOU SCREAM
THE POLICE COME,
IT'S AWKWARD.
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2783
$1.79
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Here's Your Gift
Motherf*cker

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2938
$1.79
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instant
RHYTHM GUM
for awkward dancers

Mint Gum!
Item #webi2859
$1.79
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I'M A DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2861
$1.79
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The Difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2700
$1.79
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I SHOULD BE A BETTER PERSON BUT I'M NOT

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2696
$1.79
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I SHOULD BE A BETTER PERSON BUT I'M NOT

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2517
$1.79
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I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT EARLIER.
missed it.

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2215
$1.79
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LET'S PRETEND I GIVE A SHIT AND LEAVE IT AT THAT

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi0754
$1.79
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HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF SHUT THE HELL UP

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi64
$1.79
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To save time let's just assume I'm never wrong.

Peppermint Gum!
Item #webi60
$1.79
out of stock


I need more money and power and less shit from you people

Minty Gum!
Item #webi786
$1.79
out of stock


Some people just need a high five...
in the face,
with a chair

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9261
$1.79
out of stock


I yearn for redemption, but I'd settle for a breakfast sandwich

Fruit Flavored Gum!
Item #webi12106
$1.79
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You're kind of a dick.

Cinnamon Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01872
$1.79
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WHO'S AWESOME?
You're awesome!

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi12902
$1.79
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Coffee makes me poop. Just another reason to love it!
Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9262
$1.79
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CAT BUTT GUM
Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude!
Item #webi00441
$1.79
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INSTANT ASSHOLE GUM
JUST ADD ALCOHOL

Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01535
$1.79
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Yooperland Style
Fish Assholes
Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2202
$2.99
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Yooperland Style
PORCUPINE PECKERS
Actual edible "Green Beans."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2203
$2.99
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Snowman Poop
You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing for you but, "snowman poop!
Edible Mini Marshmellows
Item #web86
$.99
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Yooper Bubble Bath
Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing!
Item #web84
$.99
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BULLSH*T
BAG

10 bags. Handy, reusable, locks up tight,
keeps BS out of sight.
Item #webshckliteri18006
$2.99
out of stock



Liberty Glasses
No one will accuse you of being a communist anti american pig if you wear these glasses! Make that uncle Sam of yours proud!
Item #web25207
$7.50
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Prank Pregnancy Test
It's the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you've found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you'll get a raise!) The laughs are endless!
Item #webinov1997
$5.49
out of stock



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