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Da Yoopers Catalog
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Birthdays, Holidays, etc
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Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks...
Happy Birthday!
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Card
Item #webp17214
$2.95
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"Want to know my concept of old age?"
(inside)
You!!
Happy Birthday
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Birthdays are hard.. but nothing in life comes easy.. it's one long struggle filled with disappointments and failed expectations one after another until one day.. maybe.. just maybe your goals are within reach...
(inside)
...and then you die.
Happy Birthday
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Number one... Number one... Number one... Number one... Number one... Number one...
(inside)
You're #1!
Happy Birthday!
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I really need to invest in a nightlight!!
(inside)
Hope your birthday is filled with many surprises!
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I was making obscene balloon animals.
(inside)
It's your birthday...
celebrate appropriately.
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Old Fart Party Games
(inside)
1. Sag You're It! 2. Pin th Toupee on the Bald Guy.
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear.
4. Kick the Bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc Goose. 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.
8. Hide and Go Pee. 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
10. Musical Recliners.
Happy Birthday!
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How Men and Women get Crows Feet...
(inside)
Happy Birthday to someone who's earned every one!
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BIRTHDAY WISH FULFILLMENT CENTER:
No Supermodels, no million dollars... but we can give you a big cock.
(inside)
Hope your birthday wishes come true.
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Oh Barbara. Oh Yes. This is it. Oh you've REALLY done it this time.
(inside)
It's your birthday. Treat yourself to excess.
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On your birthday a slice of cake will make you feel better...
(inside)
A shot of tequilla couldn't hurt!
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Happy Birthday!
(inside)
How's it swingin'?
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Getting Older?
(inside)
Tough Shit! No one cares. Especially me you pussy! Have a happy birthday!
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Bananas are better than men because...
(inside)
You don't mind swallowing a banana. Bananas are always stiff. Bananas don't know how to fart. A banana's only purpose is to satisfy you (etc).
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Remember, life is an omelet: you can't get through it without breaking a few eggs...
(inside)
And cutting a little cheese!
Happy Birthday!
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A word of advice about frowning on your birthday
(inside)
It makes the wrinkles a bit more obvious.
Happy Birthday!
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For your birthday, here is a gift certificate for one pair of Space Panties!
(inside)
From the person that thinks your ass is out of this world!
Happy Birthday!
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Man, "Couldn't help noticing, miss...
you sure do have a fine looking ass."
Gal on donkey, "Well, thank you. I exercise and eat
all the right foods."
Donkey, "He wasn't talking about you, lady... he was
talking about me!
(inside)
When I say Happy Birthday to a beautiful person with a great
butt... I'm talking about you!
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A BIRTHDAY RIDDLE:
WHAT GOES IN HARD AND STIFF AND COMES OUT SOFT AND STICKY?
(inside)
CHEWING GUM, YOU PERVERT!
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Have you ever wondered why the bride and groom on the top of the cake are smiling?
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(inside)
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Wedding Card
Item #webp97014
$2.50
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RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT THE OLDER A PERSON
GETS THE MORE THEY SEEM TO REGRESS BACK TO CHILDHOOD.
(inside)
NOW PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY AND COME EAT SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE!
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(inside)
Every year your coolness increases.
Happy Birthday
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Birthday Card
Item #webp23829
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-Amazon native cooking food in pot-
(inside)
THE WOMEN IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU COOK
OUT!
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Greeting Card
Item #webp70417
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"Light Up" & Play Music Gift Cards!
Gigglers HOLIDAY Gift Cards Light Up and
PLAY HOLIDAY THEMED MUSIC! Just open the card and the lights
light up and it starts to sing. A fun way to give a gift
card.
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(front)
This year I wanted to get you something I KNEW you wouldn't return...
(inside)
Here's a gift card!
(plays "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
Item #webp23142a
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(front)
I thought I'd sing a little holiday song...
(inside)
Buy yourself some earplugs 'cuz I'm WARMING
UP!
(plays "Jingle Bells")
Item #webp23142b
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(front)
Good things come in small packages
(inside)
This is the smallest one I could find - hope
it fits!
(plays "Santa Clause is Coming to Town")
Item #webp23142c
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(front)
I hate shopping for gifts... the crowds of people...
waiting in lines...
(inside)
so, I got you this gift card, and now YOU
can try to find a parking spot, etc.
(plays "Santa Clause is Coming to Town")
Item #webp23142d
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(front)
I got a few friends to help me find you the perfect
gift...
(inside)
...but they ate your fruitcake before I could
rap it!
(plays "Santa Clause is Coming to Town")
Item #webp23142e
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(front)
Buying you a gift gives me that very WARM feeling...
(inside)
...UH OH!
(plays "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
Item #webp23142f
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(front)
This year you deserve the best gift ever...
(inside)
Let me know when you find it!
(plays "Jingle Bells")
Item #webp23142g
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(front)
This year I wanted to shop until I found the perfect
gift...
(inside)
But I couldn't find a parking space...
(plays "Jingle Bells")
Item #webp23142h
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(front)
I know how you just LOVE to shop...
(inside)
So knock yourself out!
(plays "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
Item #webp23142i
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Sending you a little snow from Da U.P.
Contains SNOW TO GO!
AMAZING - looks and feels like snow! Expands up to 100x!
Just add water
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Card
Item #webp24237
$5.25
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