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Da Yoopers Catalog
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FULL SIZE FLAG, 3 x 5 FEET |
Upper Peninsula
AMERICAN BY CHOICE
YOOPER BY DA GRACE OF GOD!
FLAG
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Heavy Card Stock
(Paper Color my vary) 8.5" wide 11" high
YOOPER CREATION
STORY
In da Beginning dere was nuttin.
On da first day
God created da Upper Peninsula
On da second day
He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish,
and da ducks.
On da third day
He said, "Let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper
Peninsula."
On da fourth day
He Created da udder world down below
On da fifth day
He said, "Let dere be trolls to live in da
world down below"
On da sixth day
He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way
to get to Heaven
God saw it was good and
On da seventh day
God went Huntin
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IDENTIFY THAT FART.....
CUT ONE, CAST IT, AND CLASSIFY IT!
Tin Sign
Features descriptions of: "The Amplified
Fart," "The Bathtub Fart," "The Firecracker
Fart," etc.
Measures: 8.25W x 11.50H
Item #web24062
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WARNING
THE BITCH'S CAR ONLY
ALL OTHERS WILL BE BITCH SLAPPED
Tin Sign
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I invented a nre drinking game called
DRINK TIL YOU SLEEP WITH ME
ALL OTHERS WILL BE BITCH SLAPPED
Tin Sign
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK:
Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary;
Proliferation; Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK:
Specificity; British Constitution;
Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK
1. Thanks, but I don't want
to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I'm being such a jackass. |
Tin Sign
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Item #web24058
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NOTICE
THIS WORKPLACE REQUIRES:
NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM, EVERYONE GETS ENOUGH EXERCISE
1. JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
2. FLYING OFF THE HANDLE
3. RUNNING THEIR MOUTHS
4. KICKING FRIENDS IN THE ASS
5. DODGING RESPONSIBILITY
6. PUSHING THEIR LUCK |
Tin Sign
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ANTI-STRESS THERAPY
***BANG HEAD HERE***
DIRECTIONS:
1 - PLACE ON A HARD SURFACE
2 - BANG HEAD AGAINST "BANG HEAD HERE"
3 - REPEAT UNTIL YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS OR IN SO
MUCH PAIN THAT YOU FORGET
ABOUT YOUR
STRESS
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Tin Sign
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Item #web15662
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ROOM RULES
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT.
DO NOT PANIC. EXCESSIVE SOUND LEVELS
OR ODORS EMANATING FROM THIS ROOM ARE NOT LIFE THRATENING.
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. MESSINESS IS A
SIGN OF GENIUS. TIDYING UP COULD INPACT NEGATIVELY ON MY
MENTAL DEVELOPMENT.
RESPECT THE 3 M'S. MY ROOM, MY SPACE,
MY BUSINESS.
HOURS OF OPERATION NEVER BEFORE NOON!
CASH DONATIONS WELCOME.
Tin Sign
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Item #web19751
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HAPPY HOUR
PARKING ONLY
VIOLATORS WILL BE SHAKEN
NOT STIRRED
Tin Sign
Measures: 8.25W x 11.50H
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5 LEVELS
OF A HANGOVER
1. NO PAIN, NOT SICK
YET. ABLE TO FUNCTION RELATIVELY WELL, HOWEVER YOU'RE STILL
THIRSTY. YOU CAN DRINK 5 SODAS AND STILL FEEL THIS WAY.
FOR SOME REASON, YOU ARE CRAVING A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES.
(here's the the last
of the 5 levels)
5. YOU
HAVE A SECOND HEARTBEAT IN YOUR HEAD, WHICH CAN ACTUALLY
BE HEARD BY THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU. YOU STILL HAVE TOOTHPASTE
CRUST IN THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH FROM BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET THE REMNANTS OF THE POOP FAIRY OUT.
YOUR BODY HAS LOST THE ABILITY TO GENERATE SPIT, SO YOUR
TONGUE IS SUFFOCATING YOU. ANY ATTEMPT TO TAKE A DUMP RESULTS
IN A FIRE HOSE LIKE DISCHARGE OF ALCOHOL-SCENTED FLUID WITH
A RARE "FLOATER" THROWN IN. THE SOLE PURPOSE OF
THIS "FLOATER" SEEMS TO BE SPLASH THE TOILET WATER
ALL OVER YOUR ASS. DEATH SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD ABOUT NOW...
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MEN
PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING
1. PLEASE DON'T TALK
TO MY BREASTS, YOU WON'T BE MEETING THEM.
2. IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL SOMEONE, SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE.
3. I ALWAYS CHOOSE CHOCOLATE OVER MEN - ALWAYS.
4. 51% LOVE GODDESS 49% BITCH.
5. MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NO.
6. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE, NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
7. IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUTS, IT'S.. NO, WAIT, SIZE DOES
COUNT.
8. REMEMBER YOU HORNY PIECE OF DIRT, GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR,
SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.
9. MEN ARE LIKE HARDWOOD FLOORS, LAY THEM RIGHT THE FIRST
TIME AND YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM FOREVER.
10. SAVE YOUR BREATH FOR YOUR INFLATABLE DATE.
Tin
Sign
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10 REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE
A GUY
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1. BEER IS JUST
ANOTHER SNACK.
2. THE WORLD IS YOUR URINAL.
3. ONE MOOD: ALL THE TIME.
4. YOU CAN QUIETLY WATCH A GAME WITH A
BUDDY WITHOUT THINKING, "HE
MUST BE MAD AT ME."
5. YOU DON'T MIND WRINKLES IN YOUR CLOTHES.
6. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE BELOW
YOUR
NECK.
7. YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM BY YOURSELF.
8. YOU DON'T CARE IF THE TOILET SEAT IS
LEFT UP.
9. YOU CAN TAKE PRIDE IN FARTING.
10. THREE SHIRTS AND THREE PAIRS OF PANTS ARE
ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR A MONTH.
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Tin Sign
Measures: 8.25W x 11.50H
Item #web24068
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DANGER
MESSY ROOM
AHEAD
Tin Sign
Measures: 8.25W x 11.50H
Item #web24067
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VALET PARKING
HAWGS ONLY
Plastic Sign
Measures: 8.25W x 11.50H
Item #web06514
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I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
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humor with this Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs
conveniently stick to almost any metal surface.
Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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HOORAY FOR CHARDONNAY!
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Your Proctologist Called. They Found Your
Head.
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Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every
minute of it.
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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HOUSEWORK FASCINATES ME!
I can watch you doing it all day long.
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conveniently stick to almost any metal surface.
Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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You can't SCARE ME, I have CHILDREN
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Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web22211
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It Took a Lot of Will Power, But I Finally
Gave Up Dieting.
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web24698
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BECAUSE CHOCOLATE CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web22205
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED
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I understand the concept of COOKING &
CLEANING. Just not as it applies to me.
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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So Much To Do, So Few People To Do It For
Me
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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I'm not hard to please, I just like things
done MY WAY!
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humor with this Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off are all
part of what I do
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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I only have a Kitchen because it came with
the house.
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conveniently stick to almost any metal surface.
Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Saw it, WANTED IT, Threw a fit, GOT IT!
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Well
Behaved Women Rarely Make History
Mini
Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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I
Finished Your Laundry. The Ashes Are In The Fireplace
Mini
Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
stick to almost any metal surface.
Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Shopping
is Cheaper than a Psychiatrist
Mini
Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web22210
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I
Am Only As Strong As The Coffee I Drink & The Hairspray
I Use
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Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
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Therapy
has taught me that it's all your fault
Mini
Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
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Amazingly Enough Mini Tin Sign. These signs conveniently
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Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web22924
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"Elmo"
Tickle This
Mini
Tin 'Magnet on Back' Sign
Jazz
up your fridge or filing cabinet with funny little accessories
like the Tickle This Elmo Sign or pass them out at your
next party. These signs conveniently stick to almost any
metal surface.
Made of Tin - Magnet on Back for Easy Hanging
Measures: 6.75W x 3.75H x .25D inches
Item #web22203
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This Clock Will Never Be Stolen...
The Employees Are
Always Watchin' It.
Sign
9" x 12"
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No
Trespassing
Violators will be shot
Survivors will be shot again
Wall Hanging
8" x 10 2/8"
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Shop Labor
$50.00 per hour
$60.00 If you watch
$70.00 If you help
$90.00 If you've worked on it before
CASH ONLY
Wall Hanging
8" x 10 2/8"
Item #webj7584
$6.99
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