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CRICK-ETTES
Bacon & Cheese
Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.4 grams
Item #webi26976a
$2.50
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CRICK-ETTES
Salt N' Vinegar
Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.4 grams
Item #webi26976b
$2.50
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CRICK-ETTES
Sour Cream & Onion
Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Crickets.
1.4 grams
Item #webi26976c
$2.50
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Larvets
ORIGINAL WORM SNAX
Mexican Spice
Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Larva.
2.1 grams
Item #webi26977a
$2.50
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Larvets
ORIGINAL WORM SNAX
BBQ
Actual cooked, seasoned & ready to eat Larva.
2.1 grams
Item #webi26977c
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Billy Bob Bottomless Cup Stickers
Place these hilarious stickers on the bottom of any drinking cup. These funny stickers go great on the bottom of a beer can. Every sip you take offers a chance at laughter. Place on the bottom of your favorite coffee cup, or even the bottom of a coke can. Comes with 6 styles!
Item #webi26981
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Shticks!
Sometimes, you just need to say what's on your mind. But who's gonna hear you? Shticks: The Original are the fun visual way to communicate when spoken words just aren't enough. 10 uniquely designed and brightly colored hand held signs will ensure that you always make a statement. Save your breath and say it with Shticks!
10 double sided Shticks hand held signs!
18 Fun Messages!
Includes Blank Shtick to create your own Shtick with dry-Erase marker!
Uniquely designed in many eye catching colors!
Durable PVC construction!
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Weener Kleener Soap
Real soap!
What can we say? Male personal hygiene is important! 3-3/4"
in diameter!
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(double sided soap, one side for face, other side for butt)
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Butt-Face Soap
Real soap!
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MADVIL
CHILL OUT PILLS
Directions: Madvil pills should be taken 5 minutes prior to
foaming at the mouth and reaching for your Louisville Slugger.
Item #web24982
$4.40
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Nagenders
Before you kill her!
Directions: Take 2 Nagenders with 26 ounces of Tequila. Not
only will you not hear the nagging, you won't give a damn
either!
Item #web24984
$4.40
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BIG
BEER
GUT
Directions: Take Beergut pills every time you have the urge
to drink a case and watch those yards disappear from your
waistline
Item #web24992
$4.40
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SNOREST
Anti Snoring Pills
Directions: Take 2 pills and sleep in the car.
Item #web24964
$4.40
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STRESSLESS
Cure for the Chronically Tense
Directions: Take 2 pills with 16oz of Scotch. If symptoms
persist repeat every 10 minutes until you don't give a damn
about anything!
Item #web24970
$4.40
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Wife Savers
FOR WOMEN ON THE EDGE!
Directions: Take 2 pills with a 20 ounce Marguarita. You won't
have a care in the world!
Item #web24969
$4.40
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GROW
a Girlfriend
If you can't get a date, grow the perfect
mate!
Directions: Add water, grows up to 6 times it's original size.
Item #web24994
$2.20
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BIG MOMMA
UNDIES!
Oversize bloomers are sure to get a hilarious reaction at
any party! Caution: stay back- WIDE LOAD!
Are you big enough to handle these?
Item #web24975
$15.99
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Exploder-Trick Golf Ball
Here it is, the classic, one of the best practical jokes ever
created......The Exploding Golf Ball. Man has been using exploding
golf balls since the invention of the game of golf and now it
is your turn to bear the torch of jokers every where. Are you
ready?
Item #web23057
$3.30
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The Toilet Screamer
Surprise your family, friends, and coworkers with the Toilet
Screamer! This little device turns an ordinary trip to the
bathroom into one they'll never forget. When they lift up
the lid to the toilet, it lets out a frightening scream! And
even though it is called the "Toilet" Screamer,
don't think the fun has to end there! You can use the Toilet
Screamer to get a rise out of people just about anywhere!
Place it in a co-worker's desk drawer, or in your little sister's
jewelry box for screaming fun everywhere
Replaceable batteries (included)
Item #web23513
$7.95
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BULLSH*T
BUTTON
Get your frustrations out in a harmless way, push button,
alarm sounds along with voice announcing detection of bullsh*t.
Six different alarms and announcements. Keep in your car,
on your desk or anyplace you need some frustration release.
Includes double sided tape for mounting. Lights up when pressed.
Six Different Sayings. This bullshit button is 3” in
diameter and 2” tall. Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).
For Adults Only.
Item #webbullsh18144
$9.89
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Fake
Mega Money ATM
ATMitations
10 receipts, shows you have hundreds of thousands available
in your checking account. Pick up dates at bars, fool your
friends, borrow money, fool co-workers, etc.
Item #web23514
$2.75
SALE!
$1.99
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Beer Mug Glasses
These Beer Glasses go perfect with Sunday Football and burgers.
Each beer mug measures a full 4 inches from top to bottom, and
a hefty 21⁄2 inches across. And no refrigeration is required.
Item #web19584
$7.50
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Martini Sunglasses
And it's probably not a good idea to wear them on your first
day on the job. These are just about the nuttiest sunglasses
I've seen.
Item #web20711
$8.50
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Coffee Cup Sunglasses
Put these on in the morning and feel the love!
Item #web22593
$7.99
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Cocktails with Lime-Wedge Sunglasses
Party like never before! Show the babes and-or hunks that you're
the wild one! Give your mundane, boring personality an edge
that will leave the "in crowd's" jaws agape with envy!
Item #web22579
$8.50
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Crime Scene Do Not Enter Adhesive Bandages
Put one of these Crime Scene Do Not Enter Bandages
on your wound to scare off the germs.
Each Tin contains 25 latex free vinyl adhesive bandages with
sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the
pain.
Tin Size: 3 3/4"
Bandages are 3 3/4"
Item #webi21103
$4.95
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Grow Your Own
Boy Toy
Seeds
Actual seeds.
Item #web616312
$2.75
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Grow Your Own
Cash Cow
Seeds
Actual seeds.
Item #web616314
$2.75
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Grow
Your Own
Female Hot Tamale
Seeds
Actual seeds.
Item #web616315
$2.75
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Yooperland Style
Fish Assholes
Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2202
$2.50
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PORCUPINE PECKERS
Actual edible "Green Beans."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2203
$2.50
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Yooper
Jigsaw Puzzle
100% pure organic U.P. wood shavings.
Item #web19239
$.99
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Yooper Weather Station
White-----Snowing
Wet-----Raining
Black----------Pollution Bad
Yellow------Pollen High
Gone-----Tornado
(run for the celler)
Item #webi1757
$3.99
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Snowman Poop
You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing
for you but, "snowman poop!
Edible Mini Marshmellows
Item #web2189
$.99
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Yooper Bubble Bath
Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing!
Item #web2188
$.99
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What To Do Spinner
When you need an excuse to get out of the house
and "Play Bingo," "Go Hunting" or "Go To Casino,"
grab your "What To Do Spinner" and give it a spin...
Don't worry, though some of the choices
are "Do The Laundry," "Cook Dinner," "Vacuum," etc,
you're spinner will always land where you want! |
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