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"When nothing else works, Cork-it!"
Cork-it A.G.

ANTI-GAS
Stops Gas Instantly
Easy to use!
Just bend over and SHOVE IT IN!
Contains two reusable corks.

Item #webi31216
$1.49
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AA SUPER HEAVY DUTY BATTERY
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
(GIFT REQUIRED)

Item #webi28116
$1.99
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Hello Lazy
Almost Cooks itself !
Chicken Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi30888
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUK CHOW
Yummy in your tummy !
Shrimp Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi31770
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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Wasted and Broke
Spicy Beef Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles.
Zero Trans Fat.
3 oz
Item #webi29165
$3.25
Sale! 1.99

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FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT
Mint Gum!
Item #webi12937
$1.79
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Best Buds
Mint Gum!
Item #webi2863
$1.79
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Some of my
Best Friends
are Flakes

Peppermint

Item #webi19127
$2.99
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Bitch Mints
Shut up and have a mint

Item #webi19130
$2.99
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my new personal motto!
fuck it
Fruit Gum!
Item #webi1532
$1.79
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I SREAM, YOU SCREAM
THE POLICE COME,
IT'S AWKWARD.
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2783
$1.79
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Here's Your Gift
Motherf*cker

Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2938
$1.79
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instant
RHYTHM GUM
for awkward dancers

Mint Gum!
Item #webi2859
$1.79
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I'M A DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER
Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2861
$1.79
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The Difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2700
$1.79
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I SHOULD BE A BETTER PERSON BUT I'M NOT
Fruit Gum!
Item #webi2696
$1.79
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I SHOULD BE A BETTER PERSON BUT I'M NOT
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2517
$1.79
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I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT EARLIER.
missed it.

Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi2215
$1.79
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LET'S PRETEND I GIVE A SHIT AND LEAVE IT AT THAT
Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi0754
$1.79
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HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF SHUT THE HELL UP
Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi64
$1.79
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To save time let's just assume I'm never wrong.
Peppermint Gum!
Item #webi60
$1.79
out of stock


I need more money and power and less shit from you people
Minty Gum!
Item #webi786
$1.79
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Some people just need a high five...
in the face,
with a chair

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9261
$1.79
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I yearn for redemption, but I'd settle for a breakfast sandwich
Fruit Flavored Gum!
Item #webi12106
$1.79
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Hey bitches
I was just thinking about you.

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9258
$1.79
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You're kind of a dick.
Cinnamon Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01872
$1.79
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WHO'S AWESOME?
You're awesome!

Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi12902
$1.79
out of stock

Coffee makes me poop. Just another reason to love it!
Hot Cinnamon Gum!
Item #webi9262
$1.79
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CAT BUTT GUM
Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude!
Item #webi00441
$1.79
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INSTANT ASSHOLE GUM
JUST ADD ALCOHOL

Real Peppermint Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01535
$1.79
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Could you be a
BIGGER BITCH?
Seriously,

I REALLY HATE YOU.
Real Fruit Flavored Gum!
Item #webi01058
$1.79
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Yooperland Style
Fish Assholes
Actual edible "Pasta & Cheese Sauce."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2202
$2.99
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Yooperland Style
PORCUPINE PECKERS
Actual edible "Green Beans."
Comes with featured recipe on side of can
Item #web2203
$2.99
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Snowman Poop
You've been naughty so here's the scoop, nothing for you but, "snowman poop!
Edible Mini Marshmellows
Item #web86
$.99
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Yooper Bubble Bath
Directions: Cook and eat one hour before bathing!
Item #web84
$.99
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BULLSH*T
BAG

10 bags. Handy, reusable, locks up tight,
keeps BS out of sight.
Item #webshckliteri18006
$2.99
out of stock



Liberty Glasses
No one will accuse you of being a communist anti american pig if you wear these glasses! Make that uncle Sam of yours proud!
Item #web25207
$7.50
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Martini Sunglasses
And it's probably not a good idea to wear them on your first day on the job. These are just about the nuttiest sunglasses I've seen.
Item #web20711
$10.99
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Prank Pregnancy Test
It's the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you've found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you'll get a raise!) The laughs are endless!
Item #webinov1997
$5.49
out of stock



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