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Copyright
2003
All rights reserved
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DA
YOOPERS SCHOOL FOR
THE
TRULY UNGIFTED
(Hoolie before graduation)
(Hoolie after graduation)
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Hi, I'm Hoolie, President, founder and first graduate
of Da Yoopers School For Da Truly Ungifted.
Are you a slow learner? Do numbers confuse you? Are
you lazy? Do you mumble? Are you socially dysfunctional?
Do
you feel like a useless piece of crap?
I
still do, eh!!! |
THE
ONLY SCHOOL THAT LEARNS YOU GOOD
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Do
these quotes sound pretty familiar?
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"When
I was your age I was drafted for Nam. You'd a never made it!"
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"Honey,
girls your age are married and have children!"
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"All you
do around here is eat, sleep and sit on that damn computer!"
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"If you
can work that computer you can work a cash register at a gas station!"
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"Eh, get
up, get a job or move out you useless piece of sh-t!"
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Do
you want the security of living in the basement
without
the constant nagging?
Well
don't be a stoop!
Enroll
now at Da Yoopers School For The Truly Ungifted!
The
only requirement is that you have to show proof that you're a "D" student
or less.
(we
will make an exception for those of you who had a "C" in gym)
Then
you just pick out a course that sounds pretty good and
our
faculty will make sure that even you will pass!
No
grades, no curves, just great courses!
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