Da Yooper's 
"You know you're over 50 when..."

Over 50? Well, if your not sure, these observations may help you to determine if you in fact are...

1. Your back goes out more then you do
2. You're proud of your lawn mower
3. You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
4. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge
5. Your ears are hairier than your head
6. You talk about good grass and you're referring to the neighbors lawn
7. You go bowling without drinking
8. You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it
9. You keep more food in the icebox than beer
10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator
11. Young guys pass you up and yell "Get a horse!"
12. Uncles feel comfortable telling jokes around you
13. Burger King and a movie is the whole date, instead of the start of one
14. Boones Farm wine is not "pretty good stuff"
15. "I can't drink like I use to..." replaces "I'm never gonna drink again"

Yooperville U.S.A.

Shop Da Tourist Trap Web Store! Click Here....

Click here to contact usContact us for bookings or to get on our mailing list.