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"Statements Found in Yooper Insurance Company files"

The following quotes taken from the Yooper News Weakly are actual statements found in Yooper My Fault Insurance Company files. These Yoopers attempted to summarize the details of their accidents in the fewest possible words...

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
2. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
4. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face
5. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
6. The guy was all over the road, I have to swerve a number of times before I hit him
7. I pulled away from the side of the road, glance at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment
8. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
9. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident
10. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
11. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before
12. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian
13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished
14. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
15. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him
16. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car
17. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
18. The telephone pole was approaching, I attempted to swerve out of its way,
when it struck my front end

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