"What Our Names would Be
If We Were Indian "
Some cultures wait to see how a person develops before
naming them, like in "Dances with Wolves." Lets face it, most of our names
would be far less romantic. Here's a few examples of what our names would
|1. For that large Aunt that stinks: Aunt "Walks With Stench."
|2. For that skinny Uncle with the huge beer gut" Uncle "Keg With
|3. For that fellow employee whom suffers from halitosis: Breath
"Makes 'Em Puke."
|4. For that cousin whom hasn't had a date in ten years: Chief
"Blows Up Doll."
|5. For that male relative who's always locked in the bathroom: Brave
|6. For that cantankerouse, mean ole Mother In-law: Bear-a-coo-da
"Drives To Drink."