Da Yooper's - What Our Names would Be If We Were Indian

**Da Yooper's**
**"What Our Names would Be**
**If We Were Indian "**
Some cultures wait to see how a person develops before naming them, like in "Dances with Wolves." Lets face it, most of our names would be far less romantic. Here's a few examples of what our names would be...
1. For that large Aunt that stinks: *Aunt "Walks With Stench*."
2. For that skinny Uncle with the huge beer gut" *Uncle "Keg With Stick Legs*."
3. For that fellow employee whom suffers from halitosis: *Breath "Makes 'Em Puke*."
4. For that cousin whom hasn't had a date in ten years: *Chief "Blows Up Doll*."
5. For that male relative who's always locked in the bathroom: Brave "Chokes Alone."
6. For that cantankerouse, mean ole Mother In-law: *Bear-a-coo-da "Drives To Drink.*"