That's right... Pass the wind...
Ahh... I mean word!
The expert Fartologists at Da Yoopers School for the Truly
Ungifted have been called upon to assemble a collection of the sounds of
the most obnoxious orders to permeate the planet. Now these professionals
don't want the fake farts. You know, the armpit farts, the lip farts, whoopy
cushion farts or those synthesized lame attempts. They're looking for the
born of Aunt Helga's double baked bean casserole, nurtured in beer and
pickled egg environment, hanging around until the peak of potency, earth
busting eruptions of joy. The kind that make the guys at camp high-five
and the kind little Harold sings about in the new song "If I Could Fart
Like My Dad". Be proud, make 'em loud and record them for future generations
enjoyment.
When you feel you have one ripe and ready to record break
out the recording device. We accept cassettes, reel to reel, DAT, mini
disc and videotape. Hold the microphone 4" to 6" away for the music and
let 'er rip. Package up the tape, label it and send it to the professionals
listed below for grading. Winning farts will receive a Da Yoopers Gift
Set including a shirt, hat and a collection of music. A nifty certificate
will also be included in the winners packets so you can prove to friends
"Your sit doesn't stink, it sings".
Sit down with a baked bean delight, toss a few jummies
down, and get to work...
We'll be watching for the tapes...
Send tapes to:
