Da Yooper's 
"Ever Wonder?"

Have you ever sat in a chair while staring out the window and wondered? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sit in a chair and wonder about sitting in a chair wondering about sitting in a chair while standing in a corner wondering? 

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives in jars?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If god dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you ate pasta, and antipasta at the same sitting, would you still be hungry?
Why are they called "haemorrhoids" and not "asteroids?"
Cold crop circles be the work of cereal killers?
How can someone draw a blank?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Howell pack so much clothing for a three hour tour?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why does "slow down," and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?"
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?"
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue  stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
When it rains why don't sheep shrink?
If a cat falls out of the back of a pickup truck going down the road at 60 mph is it kitty litter?
If you mixed vodka wit orange juice and Milk of Magnesia would you get a Phillips Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What the heck is a whack?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language,
could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you butter your bread on the other side will it fall right side up?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If a cow laughs would milk come out of their nose?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?

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