Top Ten Reasons Eve Was
|10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
|9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand
him the remote.
|8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
|7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or
haircut appointment for himself.
|6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage
on the curb.
|5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able
to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
|4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he
left his tools.
|3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God
caught him hiding in the garden.
|2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
|1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched
his head, and said, "I can do better than that."