Da Yooper's 
"Guide For Driving In The Big City"

Next time you go Green Bay for clothes and Red Lobster, be sure to try these driving tips...

1. When on a one-way Street, stay to the right to let oncoming traffic pass.
2. Never, ever stop for a pedestrian unless he looks like a lawyer.
3. The first parking spot you see, will be the last parking spot you see. Donít think youíll find a better one.  Grab it!
4. Never get in the way of a car that has parts hanging from it.
5. Never use your turn signals when changing lanes. It only gives the other drivers warning
of what you are doing and they speed up so you canít get in.
6. Always look both ways when running a red light.
7. Never wink at a female driver who has a bumper sticker that says, ìI still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.î

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